What has P*ssed you off today?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Try saying that after a gallon or two of Lager. 

[ronnyd]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TheBoy]

The wheel well is where the water ends up...

In this case, it was where the water came in

[Doctor Gollum]

The wheel well is where the water ends up...

In this case, it was where the water came in

Are they that well built?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Daughter, who lives down that East London, chained her pushbike up and went into a shop to buy a few things.
When she came out, the local scrotes had slashed both tyres and somehow bent the front sprocket out at an almost 90 degree angle, presumably just for the fun of it.
She had to walk all the way home with bicycle and shopping, and now probably needs a new bike.
They should be rounded up and have their fickin hands chopped off, in front of their families. 

[STEMO]

Daughter, who lives down that East London, chained her pushbike up and went into a shop to buy a few things.
When she came out, the local scrotes had slashed both tyres and somehow bent the front sprocket out at an almost 90 degree angle, presumably just for the fun of it.
She had to walk all the way home with bicycle and shopping, and now probably needs a new bike.
They should be rounded up and have their fickin hands chopped off, in front of their families. 

What's wrong with just euthanising them?

[Varche]

Mrs V's solution. Second strike. Mince them up and feed them to humans. Reduces pressure on space, food production and prisons. Good idea but needs some work. For example do you make burgers and feed them to first strikes?

Saw a new car at a dealers today with a single wavy scratch along the whole side of the vehicle. Heston Blumental could serve them up as tapas at a political party event. ( any political party)

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Daughter, who lives down that East London, chained her pushbike up and went into a shop to buy a few things.
When she came out, the local scrotes had slashed both tyres and somehow bent the front sprocket out at an almost 90 degree angle, presumably just for the fun of it.
She had to walk all the way home with bicycle and shopping, and now probably needs a new bike.
They should be rounded up and have their fickin hands chopped off, in front of their families. 

What's wrong with just euthanising them?

Too quick & easy. Chop the hands off and let them bleed to death slowly and terrified. 

[countrywoman]

Laptop has stopped seeing my phone is plugged in so cant upload pics, strange its only since windows 10 support ended . mmmmmm.

[TheBoy]

Hoping to god that these 2 big fat biffa bird ain't on my flight, but English speaking and following me to the gate.

DG - should they be made to buy 2 seats each?

If they are sat in my row, I expect uproar

[TheBoy]

And because they ain't fat enough, they are now having a chocolate shack after their burgers

[TheBoy]

And whilst on a rant, apparently I have no internet when I get home, so will have to redirect everything back through my trusty Zen line, which seeing as OOF is running, must be up

[TheBoy]

Phew, got some little old Doris next to me 

[TheBoy]

And Gigaclear say internet will be working by midday

[Doctor Gollum]

So soon