What has P*ssed you off today?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Less chip pan fires also.

[TheBoy]

Apple.  Bunch of breakless, irritating morons.

Shame, as the hardware and most of the software is very good.  But then they let their engineers smoke shit and enforce stupid policies.  Like 2 factor.  FFS, I don't want 2 factor on my gayCloud.  That should be my oppsing choice, not some doped up yankee millennial who can't go to bed without cuddling his oppsing phone.


Obviously, by not using 2 factor, I'm off script with the support monkeys, and although I did start getting somewhere with somebody, that's fallen silent now, as they probably have come to the same conclusive proof I have...   ...it don't bloody work!

[TheBoy]

Today's Mongrel's of the Month award goes to Gigaclear.

Not only for smashing the BT covers on my property yesterday, but cancelling the actual installation date from next week to an indeterminate time in the future, but do promise an update by June.

Reading between the lines, I think they might have forgotten to install some vital infrastructure over the past 9 months, but thats a guess, as I'm getting conflicting BS, depending who I talk to.

[Doctor Gollum]

The Beeb. Again.

Since when did Khartoum become Hartoom?

[ronnyd]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

[STEMO]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

Not an easy name to forget, Jethro.

[ronnyd]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

Not an easy name to forget, Jethro.

I doubt they'd get much out of him Steve, been dead for over a year. 

[STEMO]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

Not an easy name to forget, Jethro.

I doubt they'd get much out of him Steve, been dead for over a year. 

I thought they were all called Jethro round there 

[TheBoy]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

The BBC don't do local TV news or Radio round these parts.  It all comes from Southampton.  So the weather forecasts are all about the sea state in the solent, and traffic info covers Southampton town centre.

Mongs.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I shouldnt think you could be much further from the sea in GB than where you live. 

[countrywoman]

Missing the Parcefarce man, redelivered tomorrow so will have to stay in.

[Sir Tigger KC]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

Not an easy name to forget, Jethro.

I doubt they'd get much out of him Steve, been dead for over a year. 

I thought they were all called Jethro round there 

People who take the piss out of West Country folk! 

[STEMO]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

Not an easy name to forget, Jethro.

I doubt they'd get much out of him Steve, been dead for over a year. 

I thought they were all called Jethro round there 

People who take the piss out of West Country folk! 

Be quiet, yer fickin yokel 

[Sir Tigger KC]

The standard of BBC reporting is abysmal. Reporter was doing a piece at a near empty reservoir in the west country. After a number of attempts, they still managed to get the name of the guy being interviewed incorrect.  Local stuff is even worse.

Not an easy name to forget, Jethro.

I doubt they'd get much out of him Steve, been dead for over a year. 

I thought they were all called Jethro round there 

People who take the piss out of West Country folk! 

Be quiet, yer fickin yokel 

F'cough!                                                                       

[Raeturbo]

Leave him alone he's transforming to a Taffy 👍🤣