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[Doctor Gollum]

Arseholes in hundred plus grand cars who think they're special.

Driving home from work this morning got hooted at by a tit in brand new VW* 99something because I was ahead of him to a filter, and had little choice but to overtake an equally shiny Fiat Corvette** that was doing 32 in a 50 on a perfectly straight piece of road.

If you're going to drive them on a road, actually drive them... If not get a trailer and drag them everywhere. It will still screw up the traffic but you won't look like a total cock in the process 

Turns out it's the Goodwood Festival of Speed this weekend which means all the weekend motorbycyclists will be out en masse reliving their fantasy TT laps... which in turn means the Sussex Safety Partnership extortion vans will all be out rendering the roads completely unusable.

*Porsche 911.
**Ferrari 460?

And don't even get me started on the Tesla Model X that is clearly set to drive everywhere at 35mph

[countrywoman]

Yup, the weekend flat cop or shining head lot get out in their second child hood roadsters when the sun shines. 35mph max.
 Today the t*t in the BMW X sh*t box with faulty indicators, then as I left the supermarket car park the knob going the wrong way in the system that drove across me to dive into a disabled bay. Oh yes and the lardy great porker lorry that parked tight to my motor as its to big for the bay, about 2ft to long as well.

[Rangie]

The estate agent looking down her nose at me when I asked for some property details , just because I looked scruffy ( been out walking some dogs at a rescue centre) soon took her down a peg or two.

[TheBoy]

Useless bloody lazy ebay sellers.

FFS, don't promise 3 day delivery if:
a) you can't be arsed to post
and/or
b) you use Herpes

[STEMO]

Arseholes that drive at 38 in a 50 then, when you eventually get a gap to overtake them, wake up and stick with you at 55. Just fickin drive at a reasonable speed in the first place.

[countrywoman]

WE have ONE parking space per flat, flat 3 has 3 cars one being a large Nissan saloon that they park in the middle of 2 spaces quite often. * Asked agents to number up and mark the spaces but nothing happened, going to give them some earhole again.








* Coloured South African family and non of them are safe to drive!

[Doctor Gollum]

Given there are at least three shades of South Afrikaaan*, you might need to clarify...   

White, Blick, Indian and Portuguese and any combination of the above.

[countrywoman]

Indian I think, well the lady I spoke to at the agents said they will send a letter out and see about numbers for the parking.

[Sir Tigger KC]

My brushcutter dying on me today as I was knocking my overgrown garden back into shape.   

About 10 minutes in, I was nearly halfway through when it died, so had to do the rest with a little electric strimmer which took about 2 hours! 

And that was before raking all the long grass up and running the mower over it. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Another knob cheesemonger in a newish Ferrari convertible doing 30 in a 50 along a roadthatcan easily be driven at 70

[Sir Tigger KC]

Another knob cheesemonger in a newish Ferrari convertible doing 30 in a 50 along a roadthatcan easily be driven at 70

Yeh but no one will see him if he flashes by at 70!     That's the whole point of a Ferrari, to be seen and admired!       

[Doctor Gollum]

Another knob cheesemonger in a newish Ferrari convertible doing 30 in a 50 along a roadthatcan easily be driven at 70

Yeh but no one will see him if he flashes by at 70!     That's the whole point of a Ferrari, to be seen and admired!       

Not much to admired as.you're nodding off out of boredom...

[Raeturbo]

Bastards are putting occasional speed cameras on some of my  mountain roads now too😢😢😢spoilsport fuŁ@ermothet fu ()ts cu?ts. 400/400 bhp/ torque, 1150kgs and nowhere to play😢😢😢😢😢😡🤬

[TheBoy]

Ebay sellers.

Usual shit - dog ate it, grandma died, broke leg and all the other excuses covering CBA.  And then send the wrong thing.

Car remains off the road.

self-abusers.

[Doctor Gollum]

At what point do you save yourself the time and bs and.just order from Jaaag

The lack of stress and aggravation dealing with returns etc must surely be worth the financial trade-off...