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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1815 on: 27 July 2024, 13:54:07 »

My legs not managing more than 4 1/2 hrs walking round the steam rally and everything costing a third more than last year.
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1816 on: 27 July 2024, 15:18:19 »

Thats about four hours more than mine could manage.  :(
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1817 on: 27 July 2024, 18:14:35 »

Nothing. The sun was shining and I saw Morris Dancers.  :)
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1818 on: 27 July 2024, 19:20:01 »

I used to be a Morris dancer but kept falling of the bonnet ::)
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1819 on: 28 July 2024, 11:10:46 »

I used to be a Morris dancer but kept falling of the bonnet ::)
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1820 on: 28 July 2024, 16:46:50 »

The tit on a racing bike that came off the main road and onto the side road that joins at a 30deg angle flat out and he was not looking ahead where he was going. Shame the bloke in the first house (about 2 m in) wasn't chugging out his drive in his old diesel landrover.
 Also having to put up with all the waffle for 2 weeks about the Oh limp pricks.
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1821 on: 07 August 2024, 20:30:32 »

Morrisons Seamer.

Set aside all the lighting is dim to save brass but it makes for a poorer shopping experience, CONES.

First one was in the cafe to cover a small amount of water so one had spilled. I avoided us tripping over it. Small and light yellow against a beige floor. When we came to go, people at next table tripped over it but didn’t fall. Mrs V asked member of staff at till. Waiting for someone to come and mop it up. Sorted says Mrs V. Got some Morrisons napkins. Dried it and binned the soiled napkin.

Out in the entrance , there was another yellow cone, slightly bigger than the first. Nothing under it but a woman nearly tripped on it. We asked another member of staff what it was for and it was a safety hazard. Floor was bone dry under it.

The world has gone mad. No one thinks or more accurately does the obvious thing.
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1822 on: 07 August 2024, 21:27:05 »

Well, she wasn't wrong... It was a safety hazard  :D
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1823 on: 09 August 2024, 10:27:06 »

The M3 between J4A and J2.

They spend years and £M installing "smart motorway" stuff to make it 4 running lanes by removing the hard shoulder. Then they cone off the ALL of lane 1 for 20 miles, and impose a 50MPH limit, whilst they build "safety refuges" - effectively lay-byes - every mile or so, so that if you do brake down there is somewhere safe to park up without being runted to bu99ery by an artic whose driver isn't paying attention because they're watching porn on their mobile.

My solution involves a pot of paint. Paint a solid white line between Lane 1 and Lane 2, call Lane 1 the "Hard Shoulder", lift all the roadworks and speed limits, and go back to the old system with no need to close the motorway between 9pm and 6am (when sensible people actually use it) every day for months.
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1824 on: 09 August 2024, 10:50:56 »

And, Walkers crisps.

What idiot decided to put "Pickled Onion" flavoured crisps in the same colour packets as "Salt and Vinegar" ones. Effin disgusting.
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1825 on: 09 August 2024, 11:03:35 »

And, Walkers crisps.

What idiot decided to put "Pickled Onion" flavoured crisps in the same colour packets as "Salt and Vinegar" ones. Effin disgusting.

Aaaand breath!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1826 on: 09 August 2024, 13:19:55 »

You should try J10 on the M25 :-X
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1827 on: 09 August 2024, 14:18:43 »

And, Walkers crisps.

What idiot decided to put "Pickled Onion" flavoured crisps in the same colour packets as "Salt and Vinegar" ones. Effin disgusting.

Worst tasting and one of the most expensive crisps available, probably due to having to pay Mao Tse Lineker a Kings ransom.
Tayto (if available) Waitrose own brand or Smiths for me.   :)
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1828 on: 09 August 2024, 20:07:31 »

Kettle crisps for me. I think they’re unbeatable 👍
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Re: What has P*ssed you off today?
« Reply #1829 on: 10 August 2024, 13:36:49 »

And, Walkers crisps.

What idiot decided to put "Pickled Onion" flavoured crisps in the same colour packets as "Salt and Vinegar" ones. Effin disgusting.
Oooo, pickled onion without having to buy Monster Munch.  If only our local supermarkets sold such luxuries.
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