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[STEMO]

Went to Tesco's and when I got to the checkout realised I had forgotten to bring a bag, but as I didn't have much I decided I was too tight to pay 40p for a carrier bag.

Got to the car with an armful of groceries, put them on the roof and as I leaned into the back of the car to fish out a bag.......

Whoomph!      WTF was that?? 

I looked up to see a bloody seagull fly off with my garlic bread! 

By the time I got over to them they had ripped open the packaging and eaten about half of it.  About 40p's worth.... 

Police are on the lookout for two seagulls with smelly breath 😂

Whoever gets shit on from a great height will not only be covered in crap but smelling like a Frenchman 😂

[Sir Tigger KC]

Went to Tesco's and when I got to the checkout realised I had forgotten to bring a bag, but as I didn't have much I decided I was too tight to pay 40p for a carrier bag.

Got to the car with an armful of groceries, put them on the roof and as I leaned into the back of the car to fish out a bag.......

Whoomph!      WTF was that?? 

I looked up to see a bloody seagull fly off with my garlic bread! 

By the time I got over to them they had ripped open the packaging and eaten about half of it.  About 40p's worth.... 

Police are on the lookout for two seagulls with smelly breath 😂

Whoever gets shit on from a great height will not only be covered in crap but smelling like a Frenchman 😂

At least I managed to rescue enough for my tea tonight. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Seagulls.    Again!     Went out earlier to find my car covered with Shitehawk splatter. 

It didn't smell of garlic, so it was a different squadron that got me today.   

[Doctor Gollum]

Portuguese hospital communication.

[STEMO]

Portuguese hospital communication.

Que?

[Varche]

Doble que?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Triplicar o quê? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Mum face planted into the hotel, one ambulance and 7 hours and some stitches later...

Only thing different to the NHS was not letting anyone stay with their respective injured/sick/dying between tests.

Probably 50 people on trollies in a corridor ranging from just arrived to post op

[STEMO]

So, out NHS provide better quality corridor care 
Sorry to hear about your mum 

[Doctor Gollum]

So, out NHS provide better quality corridor care 
Sorry to hear about your mum 

Thanks.

She made it to breakfast this morning and apart from the bruises that'll last a month, she seems to be ok.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Sorry about your Mum Al. 

Hopefully there's an agreeable spot that she can sit in the sunshine and recuperate before coming home. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Sorry about your Mum Al. 

Hopefully there's an agreeable spot that she can sit out of the window and rain and recuperate before coming home. 

Fixed

Ta