Allready changed thermostat, hbv, coils and dis-pack what else woild there be to consider changing?
Genuine VX-dealer gasket or £300 full set for rocker, head, intake with NN brand?
Its pretty much impossible for oil to get into the water via a failed headgasket, its usually the other way round (water in the oil) or water in the bores, or just water leaking.
The basics are that a headgasket has only one high pressure area for oil (to feed oil to the cam bearings and followers) and its very well protected by integrated rings and seals, to get oil into the water jacket would require this high pressure oil feed area to fail and get into the above atmospheric pressure coolant (which it is most of the time).
The one place oil can get into the coolant is the oil cooler 
Awesome answer. So there might be a chance in hell I'm on the wrong track and just need to seal the oil cooker.
Engine (usually) run great, recently it misses a sparks at idle quite random, as said, no watery oil.
Smokey exhaust (humidity 77% & 1°C outside, lovely weather), was way worse when 1st cyl was dead due to DIS-pack died cause corrosion.
Smokey oilcap when hot, dipstick. Not excessive or pressurising. Might be smelly, no idea.
Yeah, and ... draining water quicker than a drunk.
Makes me think of HG, but might just be valve-related and oil cooler being bust, riiight...
Would I be able to spot the leak on HG through pressure-test?