A true story (one for the Jocks)

[bob.dent]

This really is a true story..........

One of my Scottish mates that works in our Livingston office (a really broad Glaswegian) was approached by a tourist who asked "excuse me mate, but can you tell me where I can find the nearest boozer?" to which he nonchalantly replied "Aye, you're looking at him"   Had me rolling around the floor laughing.

[JamesV6CDX]

Excellent!

[Bo Bo]

Like it, I'll have to remember that line  

[Lawman]

I love comments like that!

Though, they're often wasted on people that are a bit slow  

[Markie]

yup that sounds like a `wedgie   ( Glaswegian)