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bob.dent

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A true story (one for the Jocks)
« on: 09 December 2006, 00:56:51 »
This really is a true story..........

One of my Scottish mates that works in our Livingston office (a really broad Glaswegian) was approached by a tourist who asked "excuse me mate, but can you tell me where I can find the nearest boozer?" to which he nonchalantly replied "Aye, you're looking at him"  ;D ;D ;D Had me rolling around the floor laughing.
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Re: A true story (one for the Jocks)
« Reply #1 on: 09 December 2006, 00:59:26 »
Excellent!
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Re: A true story (one for the Jocks)
« Reply #2 on: 09 December 2006, 01:02:46 »
Like it, I'll have to remember that line  ;D
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Re: A true story (one for the Jocks)
« Reply #3 on: 09 December 2006, 01:22:24 »
I love comments like that! :)

Though, they're often wasted on people that are a bit slow  ;D
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Re: A true story (one for the Jocks)
« Reply #4 on: 09 December 2006, 10:05:33 »
yup that sounds like a `wedgie  :y ( Glaswegian)
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