STMO whippet speaks out for the first time....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....he wants answers.

[STEMO]

 

[Raeturbo]

That's the dogs 'dangle berries'👍🤣🐶

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I wonder what the vet did with the 'mutts nuts'

Did he responsibly dispose of them as medical waste, or were they sold to the local curry house to be used as a culinary delight.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder what the vet did with the 'mutts nuts'

Did he responsibly dispose of them as medical waste, or were they sold to the local curry house to be used as a culinary delight.

More likely sold to the Chinky down the road for sweet and sour meat balls! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I wonder what the vet did with the 'mutts nuts'

Did he responsibly dispose of them as medical waste, or were they sold to the local curry house to be used as a culinary delight.

More likely sold to the Chinky down the road for sweet and sour meat balls! 

Waste not want not.

We need to recycle more.

[STEMO]

They go in a big jar throughout the year then, at Christmas, they sell tickets to "Guess how many Gonads". 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

They go in a big jar throughout the year then, at Christmas, they sell tickets to "Guess how many Gonads". 

Presumably, when counted, there would be an even number.

[STEMO]

They go in a big jar throughout the year then, at Christmas, they sell tickets to "Guess how many Gonads". 

Presumably, when counted, there would be an even number.

I think undescended ones don't count, as they are tiny. So you don't get to cut the odds of winning in half