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Not so clever now is he.
« on: 04 December 2023, 20:10:49 »
He has already forgiven me as he starts his time in mouse heaven. :y

I've put the traps back to see if he has any mates still lurking about. :D

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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #1 on: 04 December 2023, 20:14:02 »
Glad to see you got him. I was just on my way over to your other thread to share this handy little 19th century device that I thought might be just the ticket. >:D

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/kZrMQfbumhvXkRWr/
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #2 on: 04 December 2023, 20:14:43 »
There's been a murder..😂😂😂
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #3 on: 04 December 2023, 20:18:56 »
Looks like a rat to me.  :-\
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #4 on: 04 December 2023, 20:37:38 »
"Squeak", said the mouse.
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #5 on: 04 December 2023, 20:38:48 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 04 December 2023, 20:18:56
Looks like a rat to me.  :-\

He was quite sizeable for a mouse.

All the (utterly useless) rat poison seems to have given his coat a nice sheen. >:D
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #6 on: 04 December 2023, 20:39:39 »
Tail looks a bit big for a mouse ?
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #7 on: 04 December 2023, 20:42:10 »
I made the cardboard cage so there is only one entry point. Without this they set the trap off from the back or side, and then eat the peanut butter at their leisure.  :D
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #8 on: 04 December 2023, 20:43:12 »
Quote from: Viral_Jim on 04 December 2023, 20:14:02
Glad to see you got him. I was just on my way over to your other thread to share this handy little 19th century device that I thought might be just the ticket. >:D

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/kZrMQfbumhvXkRWr/

Ha....that is clever. ;D
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #9 on: 04 December 2023, 23:57:26 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 December 2023, 20:10:49
He has already forgiven me as he starts his time in mouse heaven. :y
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Awww!  :'(

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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #10 on: 05 December 2023, 09:00:26 »
Rodents are a problem in Spain forcars especially rural properties like ours.

Our VW dealer spotted some very minor gnawing marks and recommended packing spaces with polystyrene from product packaging. Had some reservations and avoided hot areas and moving parts. Took it to a different garage for its next service and they all vanished.

I can just imagine their lunchtime-conversation.

We spend a fortune on bait ( most of which doesnt work or only works when fresh and have a selection of traps……..
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #11 on: 05 December 2023, 12:02:26 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 04 December 2023, 20:18:56
Looks like a DEAD rat to me.  :-\

 :y

Reminds me of a video game (Unreal Tournamnt I think)

All of a sudden you would hear.

DIE BA**ARD - HEAD SHOT ::) :y :y
« Last Edit: 05 December 2023, 12:05:58 by Mr Skrunts »
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #12 on: 05 December 2023, 12:42:53 »
Quote from: Varche on 05 December 2023, 09:00:26
Rodents are a problem in Spain forcars especially rural properties like ours.

Our VW dealer spotted some very minor gnawing marks and recommended packing spaces with polystyrene from product packaging. Had some reservations and avoided hot areas and moving parts. Took it to a different garage for its next service and they all vanished.

I can just imagine their lunchtime-conversation.

We spend a fortune on bait ( most of which doesnt work or only works when fresh and have a selection of traps……..


I tend to agree. I reckon Jerry mouse noshed 10 times his weight in poison and it seems to have had SFA effect. :-X
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #13 on: 05 December 2023, 14:39:30 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 December 2023, 12:42:53
Quote from: Varche on 05 December 2023, 09:00:26
Rodents are a problem in Spain forcars especially rural properties like ours.

Our VW dealer spotted some very minor gnawing marks and recommended packing spaces with polystyrene from product packaging. Had some reservations and avoided hot areas and moving parts. Took it to a different garage for its next service and they all vanished.

I can just imagine their lunchtime-conversation.

We spend a fortune on bait ( most of which doesnt work or only works when fresh and have a selection of traps……..


I tend to agree. I reckon Jerry mouse noshed 10 times his weight in poison and it seems to have had SFA effect. :-X

He died happy then.  :y
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Re: Not so clever now is he.
« Reply #14 on: 05 December 2023, 15:19:10 »
Quote from: Varche on 05 December 2023, 09:00:26
Rodents are a problem in Spain forcars especially rural properties like ours.

Our VW dealer spotted some very minor gnawing marks and recommended packing spaces with polystyrene from product packaging. Had some reservations and avoided hot areas and moving parts. Took it to a different garage for its next service and they all vanished.

I can just imagine their lunchtime-conversation.

We spend a fortune on bait ( most of which doesnt work or only works when fresh and have a selection of traps……..

Hey Pedro, Did you say that you needed some polystyrene to stop the mice in your car?  That Golf over there has loads, just take a bit they won't miss it. They're English, they won't know what its for.  ::)
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