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[STEMO]

At conference, Sir Kier Starmer demanding a ceasefire in Gaza, and asking for the return of the sausages? 

What a pillock.

[Sir Tigger KC]

He's the wurst.... 

[STEMO]

It just goes to show how little of the speech they deliver is actually their own words.

[Sir Tigger KC]

It just goes to show how little of the speech they deliver is actually their own words.

Yep, shows what a robot he is when he's just reading this shit off the autocue. 

Whoever changed it to sausages pulled off a great prank! 

[Raeturbo]

He’s a prick.  A sausage would do a better job than the obnoxious bastard

[Sir Tigger KC]

He’s a prick.  A sausage would do a better job than the obnoxious bastard

He's a pricked sausage! 

[Raeturbo]

Yeah and a cu!^t

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/ajsCY8SjJ1Y?feature=shared

I'm way too young to remember this.

[STEMO]

Two Tier Free Gear Keir has had his winter fuel policy voted down at conference. It's not binding, but it's embarrassing 

[STEMO]

I'm just gonna call him TTFGK from now on 

[Rangie]

He needs a string of hot sausages inserted into his arsehole with slithers of glass  in them, he's a slimy scheming c**t.

[Raeturbo]

Mick you’re far too kind why are you saying such nice things about the bastard?

[Sir Tigger KC]

He needs a string of hot sausages inserted into his arsehole with slithers of glass  in them, he's a slimy scheming c**t.

And we haven't even had the budget yet! 

[STEMO]

He needs a string of hot sausages inserted into his arsehole with slithers of glass  in them, he's a slimy scheming c**t.

Oooooo......got a bit of a semi there 

[Rangie]

Can't stand him or that silly bitch Rayner, don't even get me started on Khan the sooner he meets Allah the better.