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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #15 on: 25 September 2024, 16:56:25 »

Yeah and a cu!^t

No, he is not one of those Rae, they are usfull and cheer a lot of people up when they see one
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #16 on: 25 September 2024, 17:26:47 »

He needs a string of hot sausages inserted into his arsehole with slithers of glass  in them, he's a slimy scheming c**t.
Oooooo......got a bit of a semi there  :-*


Hope that's not because of the hot sausage insertion Steve, more the thought of a nice moist c**t.
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #17 on: 25 September 2024, 17:28:16 »

He needs a string of hot sausages inserted into his arsehole with slithers of glass  in them, he's a slimy scheming c**t.
Oooooo......got a bit of a semi there  :-*


Hope that's not because of the hot sausage insertion Steve, more the thought of a nice moist c**t.

You said arsehole. That's what he was thinking about when he got a semi!  ;D
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #18 on: 25 September 2024, 18:15:38 »

He needs a string of hot sausages inserted into his arsehole with slithers of glass  in them, he's a slimy scheming c**t.
Oooooo......got a bit of a semi there  :-*


Hope that's not because of the hot sausage insertion Steve, more the thought of a nice moist c**t.

You said arsehole. That's what he was thinking about when he got a semi!  ;D
DRINK! ARSE!  ;D
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #19 on: 25 September 2024, 18:42:11 »

Jess Phillips (Minister for prevention of violence against women and girls) did a turn at the conference karaoke knees up last night.
What song did she choose ?
Hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears.
You couldnt make this lot up. Its like watching an episode of The thick of it.  ;D
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #20 on: 25 September 2024, 19:04:59 »

Jess Phillips (Minister for prevention of violence against women and girls) did a turn at the conference karaoke knees up last night.
What song did she choose ?
Hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears.
You couldnt make this lot up. Its like watching an episode of The thick of it.  ;D
And yet everyone else has to stop and think about everything they say or do in case they upset some confused softie wokist lentil shagger >:(
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #21 on: 25 September 2024, 20:38:02 »

Jess Phillips (Minister for prevention of violence against women and girls) did a turn at the conference karaoke knees up last night.
What song did she choose ?
Hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears.
You couldnt make this lot up. Its like watching an episode of The thick of it.  ;D
And yet everyone else has to stop and think about everything they say or do in case they upset some confused softie wokist lentil shagger >:(
You can shag lentils?  :o
I'm getting on a bit now, but I'll certainly give it a go  :y
Can I use them for soup afterwards?
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #22 on: 26 September 2024, 00:15:57 »

It would be an insult to call them the muppets, they are a bunch of the most corrupt horrible scheming worthless shit eating bastard idiots.
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #23 on: 26 September 2024, 13:49:26 »

The internet is awash with clever sausage memes.

I particularly like the picture of a tin of Heinz beans and hostages.
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #24 on: 26 September 2024, 17:25:34 »

Jess Phillips (Minister for prevention of violence against women and girls) did a turn at the conference karaoke knees up last night.
What song did she choose ?
Hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears.
You couldnt make this lot up. Its like watching an episode of The thick of it.  ;D
And yet everyone else has to stop and think about everything they say or do in case they upset some confused softie wokist lentil shagger >:(
You can shag lentils?  :o
I'm getting on a bit now, but I'll certainly give it a go  :y
Can I use them for soup afterwards?
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Cum on now Steve..😂
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #25 on: 26 September 2024, 17:44:02 »

The internet is awash with clever sausage memes.

I particularly like the picture of a tin of Heinz beans and hostages.

That was doing the rounds on a works WhatsApp  ;D ;D
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #26 on: 28 September 2024, 16:06:33 »

Reading between the lines of what Isabel Oakeshott says in the video below, free gear Kier is no stranger to sausages, and thee is a reason he always seems to be at Lord Allis penthouse.
Lord Alli is an openly gay man btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fsAMlsN4B4
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #27 on: 28 September 2024, 16:41:50 »

Not saying theres anything intrinsically wrong in that, but as is very often the case with Politicians, its the cover up that brings them down.
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #28 on: 28 September 2024, 16:43:45 »

There might be some revelations in the coming days and weeks which Starmer may or may not survive, depending on whether it's felt that he's misled people about his personal circumstances or not.  ::)

This is speculation on my part, but I wonder whether it's all tied into the Nick Brown mystery. Nick Brown was Labour's Chief Whip and was suspended a couple of years ago, but we were never told why.  The press didn't ask questions, so it was assumed there was an injunction.  There were rumours that if the details came out it would be hugely damaging to Starmer.  Nick Brown is another openly gay man by the way, which may or may not be significant.  :-X
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Re: Has anyone seen....the sausages?
« Reply #29 on: 28 September 2024, 18:20:40 »

Yeah looks bent to me.
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