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Fag packet maths...
« on: 30 October 2024, 15:40:47 »

Er, I mean, budget...

Almost halving the threshold for Employers NI is a pretty effective way to totally opps over business growth. Which in turn will mean fewer people employed and will cost the State more in welfare whilst also reducing overall productivity and in turn revenue, not only for those businesses, but also the State by way of reduce tax income.

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« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2024, 17:33:22 »

She's also signed the death warrant for family farming, but I suppose they aim to cover the countryside with solar panels and make us eat processed insect pap.  ::)
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Re: Fag packet maths...
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2024, 18:45:53 »

She's also signed the death warrant for family farming, but I suppose they aim to cover the countryside with solar panels and make us eat processed insect pap.  ::)
Processed insect pap? I'm liking the sound of that 😋
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« Reply #3 on: 30 October 2024, 20:00:20 »

Buy shares in pap.
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Re: Fag packet maths...
« Reply #4 on: 30 October 2024, 20:22:54 »

She ( or SKS) has appointed David Goldstone as Chairman of the new office of value for taxpayers money.
His previous job ? Several years on the board of HS2 !
File under "you couldnt make it up.  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 30 October 2024, 20:25:50 »

She ( or SKS) has appointed David Goldstone as Chairman of the new office of value for taxpayers money.
His previous job ? Several years on the board of HS2 !
File inder "you couldnt make it up.  ;D
You'd like to think they were being ironic... Unfortunately they aren't.
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Re: Fag packet maths...
« Reply #6 on: 30 October 2024, 20:36:42 »

She ( or SKS) has appointed David Goldstone as Chairman of the new office of value for taxpayers money.
His previous job ? Several years on the board of HS2 !
File under "you couldnt make it up.  ;D
These people are like football managers. There's a finite amount of them, so they just get recycled between clubs. 'Your last club got relegated but it wasn't your fault? Ok, you'll do'
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« Reply #7 on: 30 October 2024, 20:49:38 »

She ( or SKS) has appointed David Goldstone as Chairman of the new office of value for taxpayers money.
His previous job ? Several years on the board of HS2 !
File under "you couldnt make it up.  ;D
These people are like football managers. There's a finite amount of them, so they just get recycled between clubs. 'Your last club got relegated but it wasn't your fault? Ok, you'll do'
It's the 'Shit floats' school of management.
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Re: Fag packet maths...
« Reply #9 on: 31 October 2024, 11:57:24 »

She's also signed the death warrant for family farming, but I suppose they aim to cover the countryside with solar panels and make us eat processed insect pap.  ::)
Processed insect pap? I'm liking the sound of that 😋

Compared with gristle and connective tissue of unknown origin you find in a Ginsters pasty it'll taste like steak.  :)
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Re: Fag packet maths...
« Reply #10 on: 31 October 2024, 13:01:43 »

She ( or SKS) has appointed David Goldstone as Chairman of the new office of value for taxpayers money.
His previous job ? Several years on the board of HS2 !
File under "you couldnt make it up.  ;D
Which is what HS2 needs to survive until completion of the current route from Brumingham to Wormwood Scrubs (the bit into Euston isn't funded yet).  So makes perfect sense to put him there, as he can then tell the government how wonder the pointless vanity project is.

We all know it needs scrapping.
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« Reply #11 on: 31 October 2024, 15:52:01 »

Surely your not suggesting theres corruption involved here ?  :D
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« Reply #12 on: 31 October 2024, 17:37:54 »

Surely your not suggesting theres corruption involved here ?  :D
Nothing to suggest when it's as plain as the nose on your face.
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Re: Fag packet maths...
« Reply #13 on: 01 November 2024, 07:28:13 »

She ( or SKS) has appointed David Goldstone as Chairman of the new office of value for taxpayers money.
His previous job ? Several years on the board of HS2 !
File under "you couldnt make it up.  ;D
In the news

David Goldstone, who was announced in the Budget as chairman of the Office for Value for Money, will be paid £950 a day for an average commitment of one day a week, the Treasury said yesterday. The compensation amounts to £49,400 over the course of a year - equivalent to a full-time salary of £247,000 and significantly more than Sir Keir Starmer's £166,786 salary.
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Re: Fag packet maths...
« Reply #14 on: 01 November 2024, 10:16:36 »

She ( or SKS) has appointed David Goldstone as Chairman of the new office of value for taxpayers money.
His previous job ? Several years on the board of HS2 !
File under "you couldnt make it up.  ;D
In the news

David Goldstone, who was announced in the Budget as chairman of the Office for Value for Money, will be paid £950 a day for an average commitment of one day a week, the Treasury said yesterday. The compensation amounts to £49,400 over the course of a year - equivalent to a full-time salary of £247,000 and significantly more than Sir Keir Starmer's £166,786 salary.

That's value for taxpayers mony that is!  :y                                                                                      ;D
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