I think we should all drive EVs 🤢

[STEMO]

https://mol.im/a/14358865

[YZ250]

The garage where I fill up serves me so I'm ok.    How old school is that.   

Mind you, if you drive a diesel you only come into contact with a pump nozzle once or twice a month, whereas if you drive an EV you could potentially be touching a shite contaminated charging connector every other day. You'd then smear that shite all over that lovely touch screen. Food for thought though, especially as I bite my nails. 

[STEMO]

Asda provide plastic gloves, occasionally. So I tend to throw them in a rear door pocket and use them again.....and again. They turn themselves inside out when you take them off, so I'm wearing someone else's shit on the inside of my glove. 

[YZ250]

Asda provide plastic gloves, occasionally. So I tend to throw them in a rear door pocket and use them again.....and again. They turn themselves inside out when you take them off, so I'm wearing someone else's shit on the inside of my glove. 

I've got a box of gloves in the boot of both cars but I know what you mean. Not the easiest of things to get off are they. 

[Rangie]

Have used gloves for years when I fill either vehicle up,  don't like the smell of fuel on my hands + you don't know what dirty bastard has had their mitts on it before you.

[ronnyd]

It's the same as going into any restroom in service areas, pubs, well any facility really. You just don't know what dirty bastard has grabbed the door handle just before you have.

[STEMO]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

[YZ250]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

There's nothing worse than having shit on your banana is there. 

[STEMO]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

There's nothing worse than having shit on your banana is there. 

I wouldn't know, but I reckon there's a few on here would 

[Varche]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

Mrs V reports the same in lady's toilets.  It beggars belief but then these are the same folk that smear their arses after a sh1t with a bit of paper and declare bidets are for ponces!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

Mrs V reports the same in lady's toilets.  It beggars belief but then these are the same folk that smear their arses after a sh1t with a bit of paper and declare bidets are for ponces!

As  kids we used Izal sheets which were essentially the same as greaseproof paper that shit wouldn't stick to.

It was probably a backward step from newspaper or dry leaves, which would at least 'absorb' runny turds.

[STEMO]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

Mrs V reports the same in lady's toilets.  It beggars belief but then these are the same folk that smear their arses after a sh1t with a bit of paper and declare bidets are for ponces!

As  kids we used Izal sheets which were essentially the same as greaseproof paper that shit wouldn't stick to.

It was probably a backward step from newspaper or dry leaves, which would at least 'absorb' runny turds.

Nice 

[ronnyd]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

Mrs V reports the same in lady's toilets.  It beggars belief but then these are the same folk that smear their arses after a sh1t with a bit of paper and declare bidets are for ponces!

As  kids we used Izal sheets which were essentially the same as greaseproof paper that shit wouldn't stick to.

It was probably a backward step from newspaper or dry leaves, which would at least 'absorb' runny turds.

As a fella i used to work said. Izal doesn't really wipe it, just spreads it around a bit. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I go for a piss as soon as I get into Asda, I need it after two hours in the cold with my dog. Loads of fellas come in/out while I'm there, and a good few don't wash their hands. So that's your bananas covered in piss and shit as well.

Mrs V reports the same in lady's toilets.  It beggars belief but then these are the same folk that smear their arses after a sh1t with a bit of paper and declare bidets are for ponces!

As  kids we used Izal sheets which were essentially the same as greaseproof paper that shit wouldn't stick to.

It was probably a backward step from newspaper or dry leaves, which would at least 'absorb' runny turds.

As a fella i used to work said. Izal doesn't really wipe it, just spreads it around a bit. 

Yep.....a thin layer of defecation spread evenly and liberally around the human arsehole before forming into a hard crispy crust that could only be blown away by a volcanic fart.

Ah...those were the days.