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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #15 on: 17 February 2025, 21:34:37 »

Mrs Opti has been driving it mainly for the last couple of years but she wants it gone because it kills polar bears and little black children. >:D

So I suppose I have to replace it for her with something you plug in. :-\

            So what’s that going to be? Electric chair perhaps?⚡️⚡️
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #16 on: 17 February 2025, 21:39:52 »

Or just stop the killing🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #17 on: 17 February 2025, 21:41:24 »

Why didn’t you give any of us fellow oof a chance to own such a prestigious beast. I’m sure I could have squeezed it in somewhere 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #18 on: 17 February 2025, 21:47:53 »

Why didn’t you give any of us fellow oof a chance to own such a prestigious beast. I’m sure I could have squeezed it in somewhere 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #19 on: 17 February 2025, 21:48:56 »

 :D ;D Now now Ronald😳
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #20 on: 17 February 2025, 22:17:42 »

So what's next?

A signum set the bar quite low for rare and pointless, but surely we can do better.

How about a Perodua Kenari?
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #21 on: 18 February 2025, 10:02:12 »

WBAC offered £1335......but the thieving bastards would only give me £943.01 once they saw it. ::)

Bloody hell, they really will buy *any* car  ;D

How about a Perodua Kenari?

BMW X6 surely?
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #22 on: 18 February 2025, 16:06:00 »

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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #23 on: 18 February 2025, 16:08:53 »

£1457 of depreciation in 10 years.

 Just £145.70 a year. :y

It's just a shame it cost so much to tax each year......when a belligerent old man from Liverpool only pays £30 a year to tax a planet-destroying derv Astra. ::) 
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #24 on: 18 February 2025, 16:14:57 »

Electric vehicle you say.......

Citroen Ami

https://www.citroen.co.uk/ami

Microlino

https://microlino-car.com/en-ch/microlino

Maybe an Easylife.....

https://www.easylifemobility.co.uk/cabin-scooters

Being a mere woman she obviously knows nothing of cars. >:D

Presented in a pretty colour any of those 3 could possibly fool her. ::)

Thing is though.....at some point I will be forced to drive it so it needs to be better than those 3 cripple carriages. :y
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #25 on: 18 February 2025, 16:18:00 »

Ahh, you need an Audi E-TRON👍👍
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #26 on: 18 February 2025, 16:22:30 »

So what's next?

A signum set the bar quite low for rare and pointless, but surely we can do better.

How about a Perodua Kenari?


How very dare you. >:D

Coming from a man who thinks a  forty year old Austin Metro is the height of automotive excellence. :)
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #27 on: 18 February 2025, 16:48:26 »

Ahh, you need an Audi E-TRON👍👍

I've just looked this up and it's a good looking car available with almost 1000BHP for the unhinged. :y

Jimmy mentioned the BMW X6. Another good car but excessively ugly. :)

Besides, I'm poor and can't afford either. :-\
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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #28 on: 18 February 2025, 16:50:17 »

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Re: The mighty Signum has been sold.
« Reply #29 on: 18 February 2025, 17:44:07 »

Electric vehicle you say.......

Citroen Ami

https://www.citroen.co.uk/ami

Microlino

https://microlino-car.com/en-ch/microlino

Maybe an Easylife.....

https://www.easylifemobility.co.uk/cabin-scooters

I bet French Albs would love that Citroën!  :y
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