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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #90 on: 21 May 2025, 20:31:52 »
All back together except for the undertray gubbins.

What happens next will either make the local news or be so uneventful that I won't notice.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #91 on: 21 May 2025, 21:39:05 »
Well...

It cranks :-X
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #92 on: 21 May 2025, 22:20:35 »
Well, that means there's a number of quite important things you didn't fu£k up.  :y
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #93 on: 21 May 2025, 23:16:09 »
Quote from: Viral_Jim on 21 May 2025, 22:20:35
Well, that means there's a number of quite important things you didn't fu£k up.  :y
Er, thanks, I think ;D

Flattened the battery trying to start it.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #94 on: 22 May 2025, 09:13:14 »
Sounds like theres one important thing you did fu£k up then.  :D
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #95 on: 22 May 2025, 10:28:26 »
Apparently so, but struggling to think what :-\

Will see if I can't get any codes off it. That might at least tell me what it's unhappy about...
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #96 on: 22 May 2025, 11:02:58 »
See if it will start with some easy start first, that may give you a clue what’s up👍.
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #97 on: 22 May 2025, 11:03:57 »
Have you got a spark?
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #98 on: 22 May 2025, 11:10:18 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 22 May 2025, 11:02:58
See if it will start with some easy start first, that may give you a clue what’s up👍.

You can't say things like that on here!  :o :o :o

That's as bad as suggesting Radweld for a radiator leak.  ;D
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #99 on: 22 May 2025, 11:56:31 »
Scanned the codes:

Got 4. Including one for Cam sensor no signal and one each for cam positions. One sensor was unplugged, but was hidden beneath all the vacuum gubbins. My bad :-[

Cleared them and two came back... Both cam sensors.

Popped off the oil filler as that's about the only easy way to view a cam, set up the camera and pressed start.

Cam no turn... Which is both pretty conclusive and pretty shit.

On positive note, the oil pump is working nicely  :D
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #100 on: 22 May 2025, 22:48:57 »
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #101 on: 22 May 2025, 22:50:07 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 22 May 2025, 11:10:18
Quote from: Raeturbo on 22 May 2025, 11:02:58
See if it will start with some easy start first, that may give you a clue what’s up👍.

You can't say things like that on here!  :o :o :o

That's as bad as suggesting Radweld for a radiator leak.  ;D
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       It’s elementary dear QC👍
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #102 on: 23 May 2025, 07:22:01 »
Can of petrol and box of Swan Vestas looming close by now, surely?
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #103 on: 23 May 2025, 10:15:42 »
How can it be apparently cranking OK if the cams aren't turning?  :-\
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Re: Nissan Cumquot
« Reply #104 on: 23 May 2025, 10:36:24 »
Popped a video up of it doing just that.

It's spins over freely enough but sounds much like a non interference car when the cambelt snaps.

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