Where,s STEMO ?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

The old bugger hasnt been online for 10 days.
Not like him. 

[STEMO]

There's an apostrophe in where's, Paddy, not a comma. 

[Viral_Jim]

End of the school year. So probably been on a celebratory bender with his better half 

[STEMO]

End of the school year. So probably been on a celebratory bender with his better half 

She is, indeed, out with the crew, Jim. But she doesn't actually finish until next Wednesday.

[Viral_Jim]

Ahh, obviously cultural differences in the north. All the little b@stards round our way were out on parole today.

[STEMO]

Ahh, obviously cultural differences in the north. All the little b@stards round our way were out on parole today.

Cultural differences? Yes. We call it care in the community, not parole.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

There's an apostrophe in where's, Paddy, not a comma. 

Oh ffs, the bad penny has turned up. 
I have yet to find where the apostrophe key is on a computer keyboard. 
Not that Ive looked very hard for it. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I had my concerns that the grim reaper had come for him.

At his age one minute you're here and the next minute the lights go out for good.

[STEMO]

I had my concerns that the grim reaper had come for him.

At his age one minute you're here and the next minute the lights go out for good.

That's more likely to be our electricity grid finally giving up.