What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !

[Rangie]

Another one of Starmers trusted aides has had sexy thoughts about Diane Abbot it appears & has had to resign funny how all these ancient emails are coming to light now, but really Diane Abbot..😂

[Doctor Gollum]

People will shag anything to get on the gravy train.

[Raeturbo]

Surely that's unshagable🥴

[TheBoy]

I bet our Lord Opti would have a go....

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder who Angela Rayner let into the Ginger Growler to get to where she once was?     

How about John 'Two Jags' Prescott for starters?     Think he was caught bending his secretary over the desk?     

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

The game they were playing on Watsapp (or something similar) was Snog. marry or kill (usually avoid, but kill in this case for some reason).
Presumably the bloke chose option three.
There was also talk about an enormous strap on and how it would need shoulder straps. 
Not very clever by the Chief strategist for the Prime Minister. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Surely that's unshagable🥴

https://youtu.be/XPpsI8mWKmg?feature=shared

Every woman has her last 'fu*ckable day'