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Porch Pirates.
« on: 02 November 2025, 11:51:24 »
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Re: Porch Pirates.
« Reply #1 on: 02 November 2025, 15:18:56 »
I saw some of the same yesterday. There was one where the scrote disappeared in a big cloud of dust as though he had been blown to pieces. Unfortunately when the cloud cleared, he was still intact. Such a shame.  ;D
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Re: Porch Pirates.
« Reply #2 on: 02 November 2025, 16:15:15 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 02 November 2025, 15:18:56
I saw some of the same yesterday. There was one where the scrote disappeared in a big cloud of dust as though he had been blown to pieces. Unfortunately when the cloud cleared, he was still intact. Such a shame.  ;D

I believe some of the scrotes follow the van around so the parcel is not on the step for very long. :-\
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Re: Porch Pirates.
« Reply #3 on: 02 November 2025, 18:54:18 »
I would have thought they would be able to claim for injury. ;D
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Re: Porch Pirates.
« Reply #4 on: 02 November 2025, 19:09:53 »
Very entertaining, but very staged.
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Re: Porch Pirates.
« Reply #5 on: Yesterday at 12:14:41 »
The fat girl at the end would sell whatever she nicked to buy more pizza..... 8)
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Re: Porch Pirates.
« Reply #6 on: Yesterday at 12:31:06 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on Yesterday at 12:14:41
The fat girl at the end would sell whatever she nicked to buy more pizza..... 8)

And the large guy at the start nearly knocked their porch down.  ;D
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Re: Porch Pirates.
« Reply #7 on: Yesterday at 18:44:42 »
Quote from: YZ250 on Yesterday at 12:31:06
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on Yesterday at 12:14:41
The fat girl at the end would sell whatever she nicked to buy more pizza..... 8)

And the large guy at the start nearly knocked their porch down.  ;D

Top marks for observation. Not something I noticed first time round. :y
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