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[Sir Tigger KC]

Greenland has a population of around 56,000, mostly Eskimo.

I think that these days you'll find the term Eskimo is considered rather controversial, and some say even offensive M'Lud.

I know, but don't care. ....because these days it's apparently controversial to say a woman can't have a penis.

A woman can't have a penis?  Are you sure?  When did that happen?                                                           

If they play their cards right they can have one whenever they want...

I don't know why, but that reminded me of a Welsh mate when I lived in Australia. His favourite chat up line with Aussie birds was to inquire whether they had any British ancestry. If they said yes, he'd say  Lovely... Have you got any Welsh in you?   Would you like some?  

It worked now and again as well!     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Greenland has a population of around 56,000, mostly Eskimo.

I think that these days you'll find the term Eskimo is considered rather controversial, and some say even offensive M'Lud.

I know, but don't care. ....because these days it's apparently controversial to say a woman can't have a penis.

A woman can't have a penis?  Are you sure?  When did that happen?                                                           

If they play their cards right they can have one whenever they want...

I don't know why, but that reminded me of a Welsh mate when I lived in Australia. His favourite chat up line with Aussie birds was to inquire whether they had any British ancestry. If they said yes, he'd say  Lovely... Have you got any Welsh in you?   Would you like some?  

It worked now and again as well!     

Provided they were heavily intoxicated, or were born with naturally loose knicker elastic.

[Andy B]

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I don't know why, but that reminded me of a Welsh mate when I lived in Australia. His favourite chat up line with Aussie birds was to inquire whether they had any British ancestry. If they said yes, he'd say  Lovely... Have you got any Welsh in you?   Would you like some?  

It worked now and again as well!     

Lenny Henry aka Theo Wildebeest was using that line 40 years ago.

https://www.facebook.com/conditionred1/videos/lenny-henry-performs-theopolis-p-wildebeest-1986/285991615402011/ at around 2mins 30sec 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Greenland has a population of around 56,000, mostly Eskimo.

I think that these days you'll find the term Eskimo is considered rather controversial, and some say even offensive M'Lud.

I know, but don't care. ....because these days it's apparently controversial to say a woman can't have a penis.

A woman can't have a penis?  Are you sure?  When did that happen?                                                           

If they play their cards right they can have one whenever they want...

I don't know why, but that reminded me of a Welsh mate when I lived in Australia. His favourite chat up line with Aussie birds was to inquire whether they had any British ancestry. If they said yes, he'd say  Lovely... Have you got any Welsh in you?   Would you like some?  

It worked now and again as well!     

Provided they were heavily intoxicated, or were born with naturally loose knicker elastic.

I don't think he was too fussy to be honest M'lud. He was an any hole's a goal type. 

[Raeturbo]

I wonder if Donald would consider taking up residence in Downing Street for a few months. Kick out all the illegals, blow up all the boats crossing the channel, calling them invaders or something. Get all the lazy bastards who refuse to work off their arses by stopping their benefits. Lots more please, Donald.

                Well if he promised that i would vote for him… as to be fair he does follow through with what he says…. Perhaps he could come over do that then Fark off👍