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[Sir Tigger KC]

Planet killing soot chucker's should meet the same end as the dinosaur.

Nothing used to hear me up more when I was in the Battlebus - before DTM fixed it - of lifting then flooring the throttle, covering the car following too close behind in a cloud of soot.

I always used to chuckle


Wasn't half as much fun after DTM made the Battlebus work properly, but was a damn site quicker

Pah, for real fun you need to be running on WVO obtained from the local curry house. I used to larf my arse off when sat at traffic lights, looking in the rear view mirror, lip reading the driver in the car behind saying to their passengers " Whats that farkin smell ?"   
First time I took it for MOT he said, "Get that thing out of here. Its a workshop not a farkin chip shop. Come back when you have some proper fuel in the tank". 

I used to run my old Rover 216 on clean veggie oil from Costco, which at the time was almost half the price of diesel. 

It still pen and inked a bit though and once I was sat at traffic lights in Bristol city centre on a hot sunny day, when a Police car pulled up along side. Out of the corner of my eye I could see the coppers looking around and wondering where the whiff of chip shop was coming from. I was very glad when the lights went green!