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Richie London

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whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« on: 18 September 2008, 20:09:56 »
i usually say im working away and cant make it, never fails  ;D ;D
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #1 on: 18 September 2008, 20:30:07 »
I have this irritating neighbour that keeps coming round my house and waffling on for hours.

I have to make excuses as to why I have to leave my own home.

Last time it was that I was taking my mum to buy kitchen lino! ;D

My partner and I now make up fibs and have them ready for when she comes round! ;D
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #2 on: 18 September 2008, 20:31:09 »
We actually have to leave the house and come back later.
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2008, 20:45:57 »
Just tell her to eff off. :y ;D
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #4 on: 18 September 2008, 21:11:15 »
Put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your door Kate, it works at Hotels or so I'm told  ;D
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #5 on: 18 September 2008, 21:11:42 »
We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #6 on: 18 September 2008, 21:13:55 »
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #7 on: 18 September 2008, 21:44:22 »
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D

fit a water sprinkler above your front door so when the neighbour walks towards your house get ready to turn the tap on and watch them run
 :y :y :y
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #8 on: 18 September 2008, 21:45:08 »
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We have 3 sides of our house covered by CCTV so if our sometimes annoying neighbour walks up the drive we see him, mute the TV and sit in silence till he's gone  ;D ;D ;D

fit a water sprinkler above your front door so when the neighbour walks towards your house get ready to turn the tap on and watch them run
 :y :y :y

Now that I like!  :y
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #9 on: 18 September 2008, 21:52:53 »
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I have this irritating neighbour that keeps coming round my house and waffling on for hours.

I have to make excuses as to why I have to leave my own home.

Last time it was that I was taking my mum to buy kitchen lino! ;D

My partner and I now make up fibs and have them ready for when she comes round! ;D

i think ive just found your neighbour on you tube
let me know if its the right bloke
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KRcZPna1rDI
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #10 on: 18 September 2008, 21:56:42 »
open the door and say "we are having an s&m orgy ,come in and join in......watch them run like hell :y ;D ;D
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #11 on: 18 September 2008, 21:58:41 »
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open the door and say "we are having an s&m orgy ,come in and join in......watch them run like hell :y ;D ;D

be carefull with that one just incase they agree
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Re: whats your best fib for not having to be somewhere
« Reply #12 on: 18 September 2008, 22:14:04 »
win/win situation  :y ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 18 September 2008, 22:15:44 »
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win/win situation  :y ;D ;D

You ain't seen him  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 18 September 2008, 22:21:31 »
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win/win situation  :y ;D ;D

You ain't seen him  ;D

is it that half ton man that was on that documentry a short time a go
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