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[albitz]

you take what you can get when you get to near 50.

[Welung666]

win/win situation  

You ain't seen him  

is it that half ton man that was on that documentry a short time a go

No more of a cross between Homer Simpson and Cleatus!

[amigov6]

Invite them in then ignore them completely. Make yourself/partner food & drink, sit down, eat it in front of them but offer them nothing. Turn the telly off if they're watching it, then go online or wash the windows, dishes, car,do the hoovering, anything, but ignore them.
    They'll give up quickly.

[Kate]

This isn't my thread.  You guys have been looking at the avatar too much again!

[Banjax]

i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this )

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  

[nick v6]

you need cctv where im living at the moment
parents have no control of there kids
thieving little s##t's and vandals

can't wait to move crimbo

[Kate]

i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this )

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  

Do you have a little house on a prairie?

[Kate]

you need cctv where im living at the moment
parents have no control of there kids
thieving little s##t's and vandals

can't wait to move crimbo

That sounds more like my place!

[The Barge Captain]

can't wait to move crimbo

Where would Sir like Christmas put?   :-?

[Banjax]

i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this )

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  

Do you have a little house on a prairie?

well its little anyway
 

[Kate]

i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this )

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  

Do you have a little house on a prairie?

well its little anyway
 

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there!

[The Red Baron]

can't wait to move crimbo

Where would Sir like Christmas put?   :-?

as far away as possible please.

[Banjax]

i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this )

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  

Do you have a little house on a prairie?

well its little anyway
 

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there!

if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  

[Kate]

i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this )

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  

Do you have a little house on a prairie?

well its little anyway
 

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there!

if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  

Monday's good for me.

[bob.dent]

i can't believe how mean spirited some of you are to your neighbours!! where we stay - it's pretty quiet and everyone pretty much keeps themselves to themselves - but we all know each other and know we're they're to help out whenever theres a problem

we take each other's bins out and bring them in (whoever happens to be first), move each others cars, clear the gutters, fix the slates (well if you're up there - may as well do either side) have BBQ's and parties - i think its called a community?

i'd hate to live somewhere you needed cctv and hid from the neighbours

can't remember the last time i locked the hut, my wife NEVER locks her car - EVER - even tho you only need to PRESS ONE LITTLE BUTTON (in case she reads this )

maybe you all should move to the sticks?  

Do you have a little house on a prairie?

well its little anyway
 

Well it sound like a lovely place I wish I lived there!

if thats you in the pink bikini - when do you want to move in?  

Monday's good for me.

I think you might have a queue!!