Andy's Big Idea

[Sir Tigger KC]

So it seems that Andy Burn 'Ems big idea to fix the country is ...... erm .... more government! 

Yup he's decided that devolution for Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, London and all the regional mayors that have popped up recently has been such a success, that what we really need is more politicians with big budgets, fancy offices, and lanyard wearing flunkies, and that will fix the country! 

I bet you're all really excited by this revelation? 

[Doctor Gollum]

I hope he falls down a pothole.

[STEMO]

I hope I wake up tomorrow and have a nice day. Anything else is window dressing.

[Doctor Gollum]

Opposing "journalists".

Apparently, Andy Capp is qualified and deserving of eternal laudations because Mancchester has grown significantly in the last ten years.

The reason it's grown has nothing to do with the gimp running the place, and everything to do with the fact that Mancchester is better than Lundun for three simple reasons. Two are subjective and one is mutually exclusive.

In no particular order:

1. It's (marginally) cheaper.
2. It's (marginally) less shit.
3. It's not in Lundun.

If you want an idea of how shitly Mancchester is actually run, but don't want to go there, visit Stansted.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I hope I wake up tomorrow and have a nice day. Anything else is window dressing.

Just waking up in the morning is a bonus! 

[STEMO]

Well.....I'm awake 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I hope I wake up tomorrow and have a nice day. Anything else is window dressing.

At your age just hope you wake up.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Andy Pandy is not the answer to anything.

[Doctor Gollum]

Independent did an interview with John Major... Apparently Andy Pandy is "very good with busses", but will be so far out of his depth on the international stage, especially if he does as he suggested and applies the so called Makerfield test to every decision as if Makerfield is actually representative of anything.

He's looking more and more like a planted puppet than even the cardboard lettuce.

Moving No 10 to Mancchester is nothing more than a desperate attempt to show that he's not forgotten his roots.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Do we have a concrete date for for his royal 'coronation' yet?

I imagine Starmer will be looking to f*uck Jon Snow in up a few more expensive ways before he finally goes.   

[Doctor Gollum]

Do we have a concrete date for for his 'coronation' yet?

I imagine Starmer will be looking to f*uck Jon Snow in up a few more expensive ways before he finally goes.   

July 17th if he's unopposed.

There are 401 reasons he should be opposed, not including hisself or the Cardboard Lettuce.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I personally think he will be out of his depth, but I doubt he can, or will be, worse than the wooden dullard.

[Doctor Gollum]

I personally think he will be out of his depth, but I doubt he can, or will be, worse than the wooden dullard.

There were 401 other Labour MPs, including the current shit show of a Cabinet who were arguably better placed to become Labours new leader. The fact that not a single one was considered ahead of Andy Capp speaks volumes, especially as the former MP for Makerfield resigned within a day of Andy Capp coming out.

If he wasn't such a useful idiot as Mayor of Lundun, Sadiq The Khant was probably the second choice.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Listening to his speech yesterday, picking the bones out of his word salad, he knows less than nothing about economics.
He seems to think that devolving more powers out to the regions will magically grow the economy.
It only takes a glance at Scotland or Wales to see that the opposite will happen.
It produces lots of non jobs for flunkies and pen pushers, but he doesnt seem to know the difference between that and real wealth creating jobs.
We are in for a rough ride Im afraid.

[Sir Tigger KC]

No10 North.....