250 years.

[Doctor Gollum]

Since the United States declared itself independent.

Which is nice.

[STEMO]

Or irrelevant, which ever way you look at it 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Should we let them keep it.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Perhaps Emperor Burnham will challenge the orange man to a duel. Winner takes all.

[Doctor Gollum]

Perhaps Emperor Burnham will challenge the orange man to a duel. Winner takes all.

Their first meeting is going to make the Cardboard lettuce look decisive and competent 

The opposite of this in fact...

[Varche]

Not very long. There are some olive trees about five miles away reputed to be 400 years old. A friend has a giant of a holm oak which is reckoned to be 800 to 1000 years old.

[STEMO]

Most Americans are more interested in Taylor Swift's wedding than Donalds fairground rides.

[Doctor Gollum]

There's enough wrong with NYC without that circus going on.

[STEMO]

It's ok, since Donald posted that he hated her, her ratings have gone way down.......apparently 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Good for them! 

Wasting all that perfectly good tea was a bit rash though.                                                         

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Most Americans are more interested in Taylor Swift's wedding than Donalds fairground rides.

Swifty is apparently worth 1 Billion.

Musky on the other hand is now worth 1 Trillion.

David Beckham is also worth 1 billion, but the actual amount came back as 1.185 Billion. He obviously found another £185 million down the back of the sofa.....as you do.  

[Varche]

To say nothing of the billions the Trump clan have amassed.

Oh and there is 150 million a day going into a sealed account from appropriated Venezuelan oil.  You couldn't make it up! It makes Starmer look a saint.

[STEMO]

To say nothing of the billions the Trump clan have amassed.

Oh and there is 150 million a day going into a sealed account from appropriated Venezuelan oil.  You couldn't make it up! It makes Starmer look a saint.

Trump is a crook, and the dumb yanks just let him get away with it. God bless America.

[Varche]

It is the king has got no clothes on syndrome.

There are a lot of Americans moving to Europe eg Spain. They cannot believe that healthcare is free in Spain.

[Doctor Gollum]

It is the king has got no clothes on syndrome.

There are a lot of Americans moving to Europe eg Spain. They cannot believe that healthcare is free in Spain.

I thought you were brighter than that.

Healthcare in Europe isn't free. In fact it's the opposite of free.

You have seen the Spanish tax rates?