World Cup football

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

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Surely that bloke in the yellow hiviz was the car park attendant.

Brazil's Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and a woman called Madonna.    So yes, they may well have been on a promise. 

Lubrication will be required. She is about 150 years old and consequently as dry as a Texas dust bowl.

[Sir Tigger KC]

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Surely that bloke in the yellow hiviz was the car park attendant.

Brazil's Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and a woman called Madonna.    So yes, they may well have been on a promise. 

Lubrication will be required. She is about 150 years old and consequently as dry as a Texas dust bowl.

I expect they'd need a couple of fluffers as well!