Happy Birthday England.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Your country is 1099 years old today apparently. 
Plenty to be proud of historically.
Not so much at the moment unfortunately.
Hopefully more to be proud of in the future.

[STEMO]

Silly old sausage 

[Varche]

Good old fashioned name - Æthelstan.

Don't see many around now!  Maybe time to influence the naming of your great grand children in memory of the great man

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I can't see Charlie boy going down in history as a great king.

He is now a defender of faiths....as opposed to defender of the faith.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Never could abide the idiot, and his recent shenanigans havent helped at all.
For me he is in the hard of thinking sector, but people take him seriously because of his entitlement.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Good old fashioned name - Æthelstan.

Don't see many around now!  Maybe time to influence the naming of your great grand children in memory of the great man

Not much chance of that, Mohammed is a much more popular name in England these days.     

[TheBoy]

Good old fashioned name - Æthelstan.

Don't see many around now!  Maybe time to influence the naming of your great grand children in memory of the great man

Not much chance of that, Mohammed is a much more popular name in England these days.     

I believe it is now the country's most common name for school aged children.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Good old fashioned name - Æthelstan.

Don't see many around now!  Maybe time to influence the naming of your great grand children in memory of the great man

Not much chance of that, Mohammed is a much more popular name in England these days.     

I believe it is now the country's most common name for school aged children.

Yep....especially if you include the variations on spelling the name.