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Started by Varche, 03 August 2026, 18:42:16

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Varche

Trying to watch some uk tv. Normally works ok. Just spent 35 minutes.......

This is the no children dividend coming home to roost. Anyone young enough to be adopted please come forward.

I remember back in the seventies bein told to prepare for a four or possibly THREE day week as technology kicked in and made our lives easier and replaced mundane jobs. My Ar5e. We now spend hours deleting stuff , installing stuff, reading spam emails in case they actually are important, and trying to make things work that should be one click.

Turn the clock forward and now we have AI going to do menial jobs. Now that I believe. Go to Defcon 3, Fire everything we have got. OK.
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren't a robot.

Andy B

Quote from: Varche on 03 August 2026, 18:42:16.....
Turn the clock forward and now we have AI going to do menial jobs. Now that I believe. Go to Defcon 3, Fire everything we have got. OK.

My parent's doctor's surgery now has an AI receptionist (Emma) that is a PITA to get passed when all you want/need to do is speak to a person!  :-X :-X :-X :-X

TheBoy

Worry not, there is sod all on British tv, parent from unknown celebrities, and people getting their tits up.
Grumpy old man

Varche

Spanish TV is no better....
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren't a robot.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Perhaps we should return to some traditional British telly.

The return of The Black And White Minstrel Show, perhaps. ::) :D

TheBoy

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 August 2026, 19:55:39
Perhaps we should return to some traditional British telly.

The return of The Black And White Minstrel Show, perhaps. ::) :D
Beats the unfunny shite that passes for comedy now.....
Grumpy old man

Doctor Gollum

I recently flew with a lovely, if long suffering, older Spanish chap. Called Manuel. From Barcelona...

I did almost resist, and apologised ahead of time just in case I succumbed to temptation, but doors to Manuel and cross checked was too good to pass up. >:D He smiled and shook his head in despair.

"One more waffer thin mint?" is another classic when clearing in the meal services ::)
Onanists always think outside the box.

ronnyd

Quote from: TheBoy on 03 August 2026, 19:28:49
Worry not, there is sod all on British tv, parent from unknown celebrities, and people getting their tits up.
There you have it, the joys of predictive text.  ;)

Migv6 le Frog Fan

The only programme I have very much enjoyed on British TV in recent years is Mortimer & Whitehouse go fishing.
Its wonderful.  :)
Its weird being the same age as old people !

Sir Tigger KC

I think they should bring back Till Death Us Do Part and It Ain't Half Hot Mum.  :y

They'd go down a storm in this day and age!  ;D
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Varche

We were talking only the other day about that. I would add Victor Meldrew and Allo Allo and Black and White Minstrels.
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they aren't a robot.

TheBoy

Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 04 August 2026, 22:31:20
They'd go down a storm in this day and age!  ;D
Is that gay and rage?
Grumpy old man