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[Lizzie_Zoom]

Is this the best way to go, especially if you are a railway enthusiast??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7629433.stm

[gsdtrainer]

They said their relationship was going off the rails and were trying to make a new start

[cem_devecioglu]

I'm also a railway enthusiast but wouldn't prefer that

[JonArgraig]

I want the hole blaze of glory to be honest - The idea of fading out in to the dark terrifies me

[The Red Baron]

def not the way to go, wouldnt want my bits chopped off by any loco.  

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I suppose it's a case of coming and going at the same time.

[gsdtrainer]

def not the way to go, wouldnt want my bits chopped off by any loco.  

you don't want to meet my missus then

[chunk]

If you gotta do it on a railway line then you probably should'nt be doing it at all. Hope this one makes the Darwin Awards.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

If you gotta do it on a railway line then you probably should'nt be doing it at all. Hope this one makes the Darwin Awards.

I have this theory that she needed the viabration from the track as the train approached because he usually was no good at foreplay, but he still couldn't satisfy her before the train arrived and it was all too late anyway.

Ladies does this sound familiar?

It was probably an adult version of feeding a child.....you know, open wide for the train, choo choo, but it was of course not food going into the tunnel.................!!!

[gsdtrainer]

If you gotta do it on a railway line then you probably should'nt be doing it at all. Hope this one makes the Darwin Awards.

I have this theory that she needed the viabration from the track as the train approached because he usually was no good at foreplay, but he still couldn't satisfy her before the train arrived and it was all too late anyway.

Ladies does this sound familiar?

It was probably an adult version of feeding a child.....you know, open wide for the train, choo choo, but it was of course not food going into the tunnel.................!!!

nice theory,liz,but i reckon they were both sleepers

[Lizzie_Zoom]

If you gotta do it on a railway line then you probably should'nt be doing it at all. Hope this one makes the Darwin Awards.

I have this theory that she needed the viabration from the track as the train approached because he usually was no good at foreplay, but he still couldn't satisfy her before the train arrived and it was all too late anyway.

Ladies does this sound familiar?

It was probably an adult version of feeding a child.....you know, open wide for the train, choo choo, but it was of course not food going into the tunnel.................!!!

nice theory,liz,but i reckon they were both sleepers

 

[chunk]

If you gotta do it on a railway line then you probably should'nt be doing it at all. Hope this one makes the Darwin Awards.

I have this theory that she needed the viabration from the track as the train approached because he usually was no good at foreplay, but he still couldn't satisfy her before the train arrived and it was all too late anyway.

Ladies does this sound familiar?

It was probably an adult version of feeding a child.....you know, open wide for the train, choo choo, but it was of course not food going into the tunnel.................!!!

nice theory,liz,but i reckon they were both sleepers

 

Possibly rap artists laying down somwe tracks. OH this is getting silly now sorry

[Kevin Wood]

Well, the Watercress line is at the back of my garden, and available at very reasonable rates. I have timetables so you can play it as safe or as dangerous as you like.  :-/

Think is, scrambling down a 30' embankment of brambles would probably kill the mood somewhat.  

Kevin

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Well, the Watercress line is at the back of my garden, and available at very reasonable rates. I have timetables so you can play it as safe or as dangerous as you like.  :-/

Think is, scrambling down a 30' embankment of brambles would probably kill the mood somewhat.  

Kevin

The strange / funny / no, right first time; STRANGE thing is Kevin I have in my Will that I want my ashed to be put into the firebox of WC 34016 'Bodmin' as she steams past Ropley towards Alton so I can be scattered everywhere on that part of the line.

I really would like my whole body fed into the firebox (once dead of course!!   ), but I think the authorities may have something to say about that idea!

[Kevin Wood]

The strange / funny / no, right first time; STRANGE thing is Kevin I have in my Will that I want my ashed to be put into the firebox of WC 34016 'Bodmin' as she steams past Ropley towards Alton so I can be scattered everywhere on that part of the line.

Give me a few days warning, if you can, and I'll take my washing in.

You'll be well scattered too. They don't half chuff when going past in that direction! They normally coast back down, and our garden is at about the point where the safety valve blows if they've been a bit over indulgent with the shovel on the way up. Has made me jump a couple of times.

Kevin