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So this chap from ....
« on: 23 September 2008, 22:27:28 »
.....Liverpool/Glasgow/Dublin/Cardiff walks into the local Job Centre, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing benefits.  I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll  supply all of your clothes.   Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will of course have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.  The starting salary is £200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."
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Re: So this chap from Liverpool....
« Reply #1 on: 23 September 2008, 22:28:59 »
pmsl   ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #2 on: 23 September 2008, 22:32:25 »
very good  ;D ;D
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #3 on: 23 September 2008, 22:33:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D....very good  :y
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #4 on: 23 September 2008, 22:44:53 »
Crackin'!  ;D
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #5 on: 23 September 2008, 22:48:55 »
5 Star!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #6 on: 23 September 2008, 23:31:59 »
Nice one ;D ;D ;D
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #7 on: 23 September 2008, 23:44:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #8 on: 23 September 2008, 23:48:44 »
Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #9 on: 23 September 2008, 23:58:50 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #10 on: 24 September 2008, 05:44:03 »
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.....Liverpool/Glasgow/Dublin/Cardiff
Any particular reason you picked on Scousers / Scots / Irish /Welsh ?

Not that I necessarily disagree
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #11 on: 24 September 2008, 19:12:14 »
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.....Liverpool/Glasgow/Dublin/Cardiff
Any particular reason you picked on Scousers / Scots / Irish /Welsh ?

Not that I necessarily disagree

Very Funny Broocie  :y ;D

Surely you mean English........Liverpool is in England  :y

Tho i agree H21 should have picked on a city in Turkey as well otherwise Cem might be feeling left out  :y ;D
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Re: So this chap from ....
« Reply #12 on: 24 September 2008, 19:22:50 »
 :D ;D
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