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Exam Joke
« on: 25 September 2008, 08:37:54 »
A female lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's exam.  Appart from a death in the family or a Nuclear attack I am not taking excusses for failig to take part.

Smartass at the back says "What happens if I am suffering from complete and Utter Sexual Exhaustion?"

The class errupt's in complete uproar.When the class quitens down she looks at him and casualy say's.

"Well you will have to write with your other hand then, wont you."
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #1 on: 25 September 2008, 09:08:09 »
The sexual postion formaly known as "69" has been changed.

It is now to be known as "96" as eating out has gone up.
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #2 on: 25 September 2008, 10:03:16 »
 :D :D :D :D :D ;D :y
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #3 on: 25 September 2008, 10:12:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #4 on: 25 September 2008, 10:19:34 »
My Brother sent me that on my mobile this morning with about a dozen others.  All good ones.

Here's annother.

How does a Welsh man find a sheep in long grass?

Bloody Iressisable.

(is richierich welsh?)  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #5 on: 25 September 2008, 12:06:45 »
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A female lecturer reminds her students of tomorrow's exam.  Appart from a death in the family or a Nuclear attack I am not taking excusses for failig to take part.

Smartass at the back says "What happens if I am suffering from complete and Utter Sexual Exhaustion?"

The class errupt's in complete uproar.When the class quitens down she looks at him and casualy say's.

"Well you will have to write with your other hand then, wont you."

 ;D ;D
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #6 on: 25 September 2008, 12:17:53 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #7 on: 25 September 2008, 13:10:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #8 on: 25 September 2008, 20:12:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #9 on: 26 September 2008, 00:14:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #10 on: 26 September 2008, 00:36:04 »
 :y :y :y

 :D :D
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Re: Exam Joke
« Reply #11 on: 26 September 2008, 10:33:48 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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