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105 yrs old
« on: 10 October 2008, 21:30:38 »
and never had sex, see it in the paper today, im not far behind her i think , way things are going i'll catch her up ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #1 on: 10 October 2008, 21:33:30 »
i dont know about you, but dont you think she has left it a bit late to advertise ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 10 October 2008, 21:37:00 »
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i dont know about you, but dont you think she has left it a bit late to advertise ;)

i bet she goes like a rattlesnake  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #3 on: 10 October 2008, 21:39:35 »
this was on my list of things to do before i die, a woman over 100 :y where does she live??
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #4 on: 10 October 2008, 21:39:43 »
well she will rattle, teeth & bones mainly :D :D
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« Reply #5 on: 10 October 2008, 21:40:41 »
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #6 on: 10 October 2008, 21:45:16 »
dont you just love a nice mature women, every young mans dream. in this case id say nightmare  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #7 on: 10 October 2008, 21:52:33 »
Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #8 on: 10 October 2008, 21:55:18 »
warm her plastic hips up to make them fold back further :y
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #9 on: 10 October 2008, 21:58:55 »
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warm her plastic hips up to make them fold back further :y
PMSL

I just spat my drink out over my screen :y
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« Reply #10 on: 10 October 2008, 22:04:26 »
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Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y

they charge more for teeth out
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #11 on: 10 October 2008, 22:10:12 »
you lot are gross  ;D ;D
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #12 on: 10 October 2008, 22:13:16 »
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Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y
that reminds me ...
what's the similarity between tightrope walking and oral off a 105 year old
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« Reply #13 on: 10 October 2008, 22:16:30 »
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Teeth in or teeth out.........that is the question. :y :y :y :y
that reminds me ...
what's the similarity between tightrope walking and oral off a 105 year old
go on then...
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Re: 105 yrs old
« Reply #14 on: 10 October 2008, 22:21:34 »
trying to remember "DON'T LOOK DOWN" :o
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