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[Richie London]

may i point out the wifes nagging cannot be included  

ive had broken ribs, nose, crushed hands and laid up on my back in agony. but having severe sinusitis is the worse,the pain was that horrendous i wanted to die. 6 operations to correct it after 3 yrs continuous pain  

[STMO123]

Renal colic.

[Mr Skrunts]

Kidney stone  

[DaveyDavey]

I had a guy open a car door into my leg, I was filtering past stationary traffic on a motorbike doing about 30mph. Fortunately he had only just opened it, half a second earlier and I'd have taken the whole door off with the much more disasterous results.

I think it stopped hurting after about 6 months or so.

[Nickbat]

Absess under my wisdom tooth. Minor complaint, really, but absolutely agonising.

[Entwood]

You probably won't like this ... so only read on at your own risk .....

Extreme pain can be qualified as either long term continuous or short term excruciating .. this is under the latter .....

Some years back (17 odd) I had to have a "Cystoscopy" .. which for those who don't know is a camera on a tube inserted up through the penis to look inside the bladder. The modern version is quite simple and painless, however, 17 years ago this was "cutting edge" technology and the "tube" that carried the camera, electrics and a water supply for lubrication was slightly larger than a piece of "co-ax" cable .....

Needless to say this could only be inserted whilst the patient was under a "General Anaesthetic" as it is fairly obvious that it would be a "tight fit" .......

So I get the needle and go under, expecting to come round 30 minutes later with some residual discomfort that lasts about 4-5 days .....

Due to an error by the anaesthetist I wake up after 5 minutes, the tube is still inserted, the pain is terrible, and for some inexplicable reason .....  my body in its confused state .....   decides to give me an erection ...... (don't laugh ....  )...  so I'm lying there with a growing "stiffy" with a plethora of technology protruding from the end, a doctor wondering what the hell is going on, and the most extreme pain I have ever felt ....

I passed out ......

When I woke up everything hurt .. lots .... but apparently I was the talk of the hospital ... seems the doctor was somewhat traumatised by 2 things ...  the "thing" he was holding suddenly starting to "grow"... and the "unconcious" patient suddenly screaming "my f*****g  c**k hurts" in his ear !!  (I didn't know I'd done that bit !!)...

I wouldn't wish that 30 seconds on anyone  (except perhaps GB now I think about it ...  )

 

[Leomas]

Gall Bladder stopped working after three large stones lodged in the outflow bit. Was on IV Morphine and it wasn't touching the pain. Within 48 hours of driving from Manchester to the South Coast in pain I was under the knife....stones were the size of peanut M&Ms

[TheBoy]

About 9hrs after falling off my bike, after the painkillers wore off. I was in that much pain, I got up to go and throw up. Never made it, passed out on way to bathroom.  If I'm honest, that did hurt a bit....

[bob.dent]

When I was in my 20's working as a field service engineer, I leant into the back of my estate car to get my rather heavy tool box. As I pulled it towards the back of the car I felt a sharp click in my back and a small twinge but thought nothing more of it. Then had a 45 min drive home and when I arrived I couldn't get out of the car for the excruciating pain in my back. Apparently I'd "popped" a disc out and although it went back in again it had trapped a sciatic nerve. I had to crawl to the house on my hands and knees and was then laid up for 3 weeks before I could walk again. It's truly the worst pain I've ever known. I couldn't sleep as every time I moved the pain jolted me awake and I could only get to the bathroom and loo by crawling on all fours. When I was eventually up and about again I endured Sciatica (pain that travels from your back and all the way down your legs) due to the trapped nerve for a further 18 months. Had a weak back ever since.

[unlucky alf]

had some old cow of a dentist try & pull a tooth that had an absess under it, 6 injections & still didnt numb it, result was she broke the tooth, split my gum, split my lip,split my mouth, cut my tongue & the blood was everywhere & i started choking on it,coughed blood over her whitecoat & up the walls, i was crying with pain & ended up getting rushed to hospital with cotton wool still left in my gob where she left it, had to go back to the hospital 2 weeks later after the immense swelling went down to have it out.

[Martin_1962]

Fell off a step ladder I was standing on about 5 foot high and landed on my bum/back, pain was good - I hadn't broken my back.

Still sore after nearly 4 months.

I have had broken toes - not bad, heavily bruised toes - worse than broken, stiches in a toe - agony but not as bad as back, broken rib - mainly discomfort, fillings with no anasthetic - after finished is OK.

Caught a finger on a radiator fan - sore - OK when blood under nail was popped.

Grabbed wrong end of soldering irons - ow

[JonArgraig]

.38 threw my left lower leg, 4in blade stuck against a rib or my head held in a car door frame...

There mostly the worst injury's I've suffered, but with the adrinalin and the "moment" so to speak I don't really recall much pain at any of the times.

But the worse pain I have ever had to enjure is from Idiopathic intracranial hypertension

All the fun of a brain tumor, without the tumor...

[TheBoy]

In my days when I did a proper job, I've fallen off ladders, roofs, telegraph poles, been attacked by dogs, got into fisty cuffs with customers.  None of that ever seemed to hurt (with exception of when a ladder slipped on a patio one day - instinct is to bury your fingers into the side of house (rendered in this case), which left 2 big red blood streaks down the side of this white house )

[cem_devecioglu]

You probably won't like this ... so only read on at your own risk .....

Extreme pain can be qualified as either long term continuous or short term excruciating .. this is under the latter .....

Some years back (17 odd) I had to have a "Cystoscopy" .. which for those who don't know is a camera on a tube inserted up through the penis to look inside the bladder. The modern version is quite simple and painless, however, 17 years ago this was "cutting edge" technology and the "tube" that carried the camera, electrics and a water supply for lubrication was slightly larger than a piece of "co-ax" cable .....

Needless to say this could only be inserted whilst the patient was under a "General Anaesthetic" as it is fairly obvious that it would be a "tight fit" .......

So I get the needle and go under, expecting to come round 30 minutes later with some residual discomfort that lasts about 4-5 days .....

Due to an error by the anaesthetist I wake up after 5 minutes, the tube is still inserted, the pain is terrible, and for some inexplicable reason .....  my body in its confused state .....   decides to give me an erection ...... (don't laugh ....  )...  so I'm lying there with a growing "stiffy" with a plethora of technology protruding from the end, a doctor wondering what the hell is going on, and the most extreme pain I have ever felt ....

I passed out ......

When I woke up everything hurt .. lots .... but apparently I was the talk of the hospital ... seems the doctor was somewhat traumatised by 2 things ...  the "thing" he was holding suddenly starting to "grow"... and the "unconcious" patient suddenly screaming "my f*****g  c**k hurts" in his ear !!  (I didn't know I'd done that bit !!)...

I wouldn't wish that 30 seconds on anyone  (except perhaps GB now I think about it ...  )

 

I had something similiar ..I never see such a thing and nothing that hurts more..

And they dont use injection ..After the operation I remember I couldnt walk and cant pee..

[Plomien]

Renal colic.

ditto, also having to pee after the op to remove the kidney stone, glad i was sat down......