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[Richie London]

I paid for an hour and couldn't get rid of her


I hope she doesn't read this

i dumped my x the first time round cause she was so expensive, friggin cocktails werent cheap when you have to pay every round. thank god there was no mobiles in them days  

[cem_devecioglu]

Which one ?  

erm..you mean the car or ....

[Tefal]

i met my wife at a local nightclub, at the end of the night i followed her to her car and jumped in and refused to get out unless she gave me her number.

this was eight and a half years ago  

[theowletman]

I was asleep, drunk under the pool table in a local pub ( 1978 ), her indoors thought that I needed help and checked to see if I was OK, with the help of her sister they dragged me out and woke me up. The rest is history, 28 years married now, even though I tried chatting her sister up the following weekend as I could not remember what she looked like!!!!!

[unlucky alf]

I was sharing a house with 4 other guys in north harrow & the mrs lived next door with her 2 teenage kids, she passed a sarky comment about the noise my monza made [rear box off & 2 ansa tailpipes welded together,,,,nice sound!], one night i was going for a drink when she popped her head out the door & asked me what i was doing, i invited her for a drink & the rest as they say is history [8 years & counting!], & i remember it like is was yesterday, & look what a poxy day yesterday was .

[DaveyDavey]

Met mine at work, I'd been there about a year when she joined. When she was given the tour and introduced to everyone her boss, upon arrivng at me, said "This is dave, he eats a lot". Admittedly I was well known for polishing off all the buffett food!!  

Apparently I was the best looking of a bad bunch of blokes, not sure what that's supposed to mean though :-?. Still here we are 4.5 years later with our 2 year old boy and very happy.

[albitz]

I tend to think about why ,rather than how !

[Plomien]

I was working on a ship as a casino manager and it was quiet for a couple of nights so was chatting her up as she was working in the bar next to the casino, one thing and another 10 years later 2 kids and are happy

[sir moanalot]

while i was a psv engineer i was asked by one of the bus drivers if i could repair his dads escort (the heater matrix was leaking).
so while repairing it i was offered a cup of coffee by his sister who was visiting her parents. we met up after an arranged meeting by her brother and the rest has been a blur- but she does let me out of the cell for exercise and lets me have a rest from the drugs on the second thursday of every month !!!

[ffcgary1]

I met yvonne at a diner/dance organised by the 10 pin bowling leauge that i joined, i took my then girlfriend and met yvonne.  danced with her most of the night, dumped the other one and have been with yvonne 22 years now. been married since june 93, Damm!!! the silly cow said yes.

[Del Boy]

She worked in a petrol station near me, kept going in there and now we've been together 12 years nearly.

[LaserLance]

Not so young ,free and single   said to me ex what you want for xmas ,she said surprise me ,i did i left her .No one got hurt she hated me job as i was away all the time, that was 10 years ago , regret it sometimes but hey im just not responsible enough for that stuff so best i keep meself to meself  

[Lizzie_Zoom]

We met at 16, my first and only love, in Bromley after which he took me shopping in Lewisham and then out in the evening to see 'Midnight Cowboy', with a first real kiss and cuddle before the end ...............32 years later we divorced and my best friend disappeared....

Happy days, but anyway life goes on!!

[Entwood]

I knew this couple from the Sgts' Mess quite well as they attended "do's" quite often and I not only lived there but was the resident DJ. Due to other things I was eventually picking the uy up every tuesday to take him somewhere .... this went on for around 2 years....

Then one saturday disco night they turned up with this female ... I'm sat at the bar .. I say to George .. "who's the bird" ... he gets all huffy  "that's no bird that's my daughter" ... meanwhile the daughter is asking Mum who Dad is talking to... I get introduced to this bird .. who is engaged to someone else .......

Now been married 31 years ......  

So I have known my "outlaws" longer than my wife... and they got us together ... !!!

[mars]

I knew my wife for 3 years before we got together. I used to deliver to the shop where she was Manager a couple of times a week and was oblivious to the fact she liked me. Eventually, her mate sent me a text saying "Sharon would like a date, are you interested?" That was 8 years ago. Two years to the day after our first date we got married.