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FLU

To avoid it...
Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day,

Go for a swim,

Take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.

Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial cleanser around.

Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.

  *OR*

Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?

They clean your arm... with *alcohol*!!!

Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...

I walk to the pub. (exercise)

I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)

Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)

Then I pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...?

If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass is better than one in the ar$e!'

Cheers!!!

 

[The Red Baron]

I usually find a few good beers & eating plenty of garlic keeps it at bay.  

[Vamps]

FLU

To avoid it...
Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day,

Go for a swim,

Take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.

Wash your hands often.
If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial cleanser around.

Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.

  *OR*

Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?

They clean your arm... with *alcohol*!!!

Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So...

I walk to the pub. (exercise)

I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)

Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)

Then I pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...?

If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!
As my grandmother always said,
'A shot in the glass is better than one in the ar$e!'
Cheers!!!

 

Seems about right to me.............

[Bandit127]

I usually find a few good beers & eating plenty of garlic keeps it at bay.  

My thoughts exactly.

I cooked chilli for tea, it had 8 jalapenos with seeds, 3 peppers and 5 fat cloves of garlic. 5 fresh on the vine tomatoes instead of tinned - and kidney beans. (That's 3 portions - ate 1 and froze 2). Proper super food  

All washed down with copious antiseptic Fosters.

Injections - keep em.

P.S. There is a reason why I am single...