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Gaffer W8nkspeak
« on: 18 December 2006, 21:03:59 »
Following on from the thread on Americanisms......    

Anyone got some original examples of what is called round my place, 'Gaffer W&nkspeak'.

Examples currently include:

Blue Sky thinking
Think outside the box
Rub the brass and see what comes up
Keep in the footprint

etc......

Says loads but tells the world f*ck all, in my opinion.

(Guess who has just enjoyed a glass or three of a rather tasty Wolff Blass Merlot..   ;D)



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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #1 on: 18 December 2006, 21:08:01 »
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Following on from the thread on Americanisms......    

Anyone got some original examples of what is called round my place, 'Gaffer W&nkspeak'.

Examples currently include:

Blue Sky thinking
Think outside the box
Rub the brass and see what comes up
Keep in the footprint

etc......

Says loads but tells the world f*ck all, in my opinion.

(Guess who has just enjoyed a glass or three of a rather tasty Wolff Blass Merlot..   ;D)




Not u by any chance m8 ;) ;)
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2006, 21:09:25 »
Try this next time your in a meeting Broocie.
http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/buzzword/
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2006, 21:10:15 »
Wolff Blass Merlot?  Your a jock aren't yer? Whats wrong with Superbrew? ;D
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #4 on: 18 December 2006, 21:12:09 »
Sory, Cap'n.  That link comes back as dead to me.

@LSG1 - yup!  works a treat with the precription tabs!

(Just make sure you see posts from me tomorrow!   ;D )

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« Reply #5 on: 18 December 2006, 21:13:01 »
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Wolff Blass Merlot?  Your a jock aren't yer? Whats wrong with Superbrew? ;D

'Twas a gift from those at work who are missing my company.

Normally, I stretch to the current offers in Asda!
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2006, 21:14:58 »
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Sory, Cap'n.  That link comes back as dead to me.

@LSG1 - yup!  works a treat with the precription tabs!

(Just make sure you see posts from me tomorrow!   ;D )


As it's my holiday i'm enjoying some stella not fosters tonight as they had none :'(
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #7 on: 18 December 2006, 21:24:58 »
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Sory, Cap'n.  That link comes back as dead to me.

@LSG1 - yup!  works a treat with the precription tabs!

(Just make sure you see posts from me tomorrow!   ;D )

Stupid swear filters messin with the link.
"www.bullsh1tbingo.net" just change the 1 and your there
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #8 on: 18 December 2006, 21:44:34 »
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Following on from the thread on Americanisms......    

Anyone got some original examples of what is called round my place, 'Gaffer W&nkspeak'.

Examples currently include:

Blue Sky thinking
Think outside the box
Rub the brass and see what comes up
Keep in the footprint

etc......

Says loads but tells the world f*ck all, in my opinion.

(Guess who has just enjoyed a glass or three of a rather tasty Wolff Blass Merlot..   ;D)



Helicopter view, touch base, run it up the flagpole etc are all part of a game known as Wank Word Bingo - a much loved game by the spineless management who know eff all technically, and the brown nosers who are usually sucking up...
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #9 on: 18 December 2006, 21:46:57 »
How come you can say w@nk

w@nk

w@nk
w@nk

I like saying it now ;D
« Last Edit: 19 December 2006, 13:36:41 by STMO123 »
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #10 on: 18 December 2006, 21:49:33 »
but you cant say bullshit  :(
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #11 on: 18 December 2006, 21:57:47 »
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How come you can say wank

wank

wank
wank

I like saying it now ;D


Im married thats all I ever do ;D or sould it be  ::)
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #12 on: 19 December 2006, 10:40:25 »
You mean like:

Touch Base
Think outside the box
Square the circle

etc.

My favorite is:

Deferred Success
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #13 on: 19 December 2006, 11:07:43 »
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How come you can say wank

wank

wank
wank

I like saying it now ;D

Filters been updated, I see...    ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Gaffer W8nkspeak
« Reply #14 on: 19 December 2006, 13:30:30 »
Singing from the same hymn sheet
Getting one's ducks in a row
Pulling the cart in the same direction



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