Fisrtly, place an advert on Ebay offering an exhaust system for the Omega. Make sure you give the impression you are in Birmingham.
Then, let me win the auction with a bid of £82
Now let me send you my PayPal payment with full details of my car.
Then you can send me an email after 3 days asking what car I have.
I will then send you an email which will bounce back
Then I will contact you thorugh Ebay with the said details.
After a couple more days I can ask if you have sent it, at which point you can ask me what car I have again.
I can then send a stroppy email telling you that this is the 3rd time I have told you the model. Said email can then bounce back.
I will then contact Ebay and ask for your contact details.
This is when it becomes obvious that you are in fact in Germany and your number does not exist.
However, after sending you yet another message through Ebay you finally send the item....
....which takes 5 days to get here from POLAND!!!!!
Now, the icing on the cake. Ignore all the emails telling you my car is an Estate and send a f***ing salooooooooooon exhaust, which obviously does not fit.
Now lets see how helpful PayEnemy are!!!!!!
DON'T ANYONE say a F***ing word!!!!!