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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« on: 20 October 2008, 00:04:21 »
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
 
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.






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HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
 
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
 
« Last Edit: 20 October 2008, 00:04:48 by dbug »
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #1 on: 20 October 2008, 00:06:55 »
 ;D ;D :y........I can happily accept your list ,apart from the "going shopping" bit. I try to rule that out of my life. ;)
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #2 on: 20 October 2008, 17:25:37 »
 :y :D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #3 on: 20 October 2008, 18:29:39 »
Very good and true!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #4 on: 20 October 2008, 18:39:20 »
Like mushrooms, keep them in the dark and feed them on bull sh1t :D
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« Reply #5 on: 20 October 2008, 20:27:00 »
True!! ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #6 on: 20 October 2008, 20:30:23 »
Totally disagree ... wedding dresses are white to match the kitchen appliances ..... so be co-ordinated, keep her in the kitchen ... if you wish to give her a treat ...lengthen the chain so she can sit down whilst ironing


Think I'd better go and hide now .....   :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #7 on: 20 October 2008, 20:31:06 »
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HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
 
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.






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HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
 
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
 
Where's the beer??????? ;) :y
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #8 on: 20 October 2008, 20:31:56 »
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Totally disagree ... wedding dresses are white to match the kitchen appliances ..... so be co-ordinated, keep her in the kitchen ... if you wish to give her a treat ...lengthen the chain so she can sit down whilst ironing


Think I'd better go and hide now .....   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Jue's lengthend the chain on Helen, he extended it so she can get outside to clean all the cars.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-X
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #9 on: 20 October 2008, 20:32:50 »
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Totally disagree ... wedding dresses are white to match the kitchen appliances ..... so be co-ordinated, keep her in the kitchen ... if you wish to give her a treat ...lengthen the chain so she can sit down whilst ironing


Think I'd better go and hide now .....   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Jue's lengthend the chain on Helen, he extended it so she can get outside to clean all the cars.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-X


He made it too long .. she was able to reach the keyboard .....  :)
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Re: HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN
« Reply #10 on: 20 October 2008, 20:33:32 »
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Totally disagree ... wedding dresses are white to match the kitchen appliances ..... so be co-ordinated, keep her in the kitchen ... if you wish to give her a treat ...lengthen the chain so she can sit down whilst ironing


Think I'd better go and hide now .....   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Jue's lengthend the chain on Helen, he extended it so she can get outside to clean all the cars.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-X


He made it too long .. she was able to reach the keyboard .....  :)
PMSL   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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