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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #30 on: 22 October 2008, 08:41:57 »
MG Midget!! she was so supple!!  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #31 on: 22 October 2008, 08:45:25 »
Impossible in a TR4 - but on a hot bonnet on a frosty night :y

Don't try this in well lit, populated areas!!
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #32 on: 22 October 2008, 09:02:55 »
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A mini without reclining seats. :( This thread had all sorts of memories coming back to me........ ;D ;D ;D
The mini was brilliant, you put the young lady on the back seat, tilted both front seats forward against the windscreen and put her legs on them to stop them falling on you, the only hazard was the rear ash tray mounted on the tunnel snagging your dangly bits :o
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #33 on: 22 October 2008, 09:04:28 »
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A mini without reclining seats. :( This thread had all sorts of memories coming back to me........ ;D ;D ;D
The mini was brilliant, you put the young lady on the back seat, tilted both front seats forward against the windscreen and put her legs on them to stop them falling on you, the only hazard was the rear ash tray mounted on the tunnel snagging your dangly bits :o


I notice you don't mention the MX5 .....   wonder why ..   :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #34 on: 22 October 2008, 09:06:17 »
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A mini without reclining seats. :( This thread had all sorts of memories coming back to me........ ;D ;D ;D
The mini was brilliant, you put the young lady on the back seat, tilted both front seats forward against the windscreen and put her legs on them to stop them falling on you, the only hazard was the rear ash tray mounted on the tunnel snagging your dangly bits :o


I notice you don't mention the MX5 .....   wonder why ..   :D :D :D :D :D
Dead easy, roof off, stand up with a foot on each seat and her hands on the top of the windscreen ::)
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #35 on: 22 October 2008, 13:13:06 »
Renault Laguna RXE seats recline but they dont go flat!

Best car was the 205 GTi plenty of room in that pocket rocket
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #36 on: 22 October 2008, 13:20:58 »
Ford Escort van (in the 70's) - bloody uncomfortable and not very pleasant when the plastic seats get "dribbled" on.  :D
Still, who cares when you're in the throes of passion!! ::)
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #37 on: 22 October 2008, 16:47:19 »
opel corsa, had to empty out the boot, put the seats down just to get some space ! ;D
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #38 on: 22 October 2008, 17:06:46 »
I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #39 on: 22 October 2008, 17:27:41 »
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Is there a difference then ????   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #40 on: 22 October 2008, 17:30:19 »
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Is there a difference then ????   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

As there is between men and woman Entwood! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #41 on: 22 October 2008, 17:46:14 »
Probably a 1982 Ford Transit  :)
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #42 on: 24 October 2008, 10:30:56 »
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I was just being coy Lizzie.
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Re: Worst cars for "romance"
« Reply #43 on: 24 October 2008, 18:45:31 »
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I thought this thread was questioning the worst car for "romance", not [size=18]sex[/size] as it is being translated to here!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
I was just being coy Lizzie.

I know you were; you are a man so nothing else would have come to mind when you compiled your original post / thread!!  ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;D
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