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Re: Audi Joke (don’t shoot, I am only the messenger..)
« Reply #15 on: 26 October 2008, 19:25:18 »
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Guy walks into a brothel, asking for ‘something special’. Madam says we have just the thing for you, Sir, follow me... she shows him into a room where a busty blonde awaits. Blonde says take your clothes off. Guy ask what are we doing? Special technique, answers the blonde. Guy gets undressed. Blonde hand him a.... duck suite, web feet feathers and all. WTF is this? Just put it on... guy puts on the duck suite. Blonde opens a big chest, takes out four large springs.... what now? Put one spring on each of your hands and feet... guys puts four springs on. Now hop around the room, says blonde lady. I was told new technique, but this is ridiculous, says guy, what technique is it, anyway? vorsprung durch technique, says blonde lady...  



I hate it when that happens!!!!!!!!! :-[ :D

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