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funny dreams?
« on: 29 October 2008, 22:25:44 »
anyone have those dreams where you are driving your car and it wont stop?

gets to the point where you are vertually pushing the brake pedal through the floor?

just wondering if anyone else has the same dream because they reckon certain dreams are meant to mean something?

maybe i should get the brakes looked at LOL :D
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #1 on: 29 October 2008, 22:38:36 »
Interestingly, I had a dream last night, driving the car, do not know why, I was about to crash into stopped traffic, remember hitting the brake and waking up with a start. So real for a second or two :)
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #2 on: 29 October 2008, 23:32:58 »
i hate it when you have a real good erotic dream and wake up at the good bit  >:( ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 29 October 2008, 23:36:12 »
In some ways its worse if you dont ! ;D
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #4 on: 29 October 2008, 23:40:22 »
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In some ways its worse if you dont ! ;D

Takes me back to 13 again..... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #5 on: 30 October 2008, 11:18:15 »
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i hate it when you have a real good erotic dream and wake up at the good bit  >:( ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Yep, that really is annoying!
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #6 on: 30 October 2008, 11:33:27 »
I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #7 on: 30 October 2008, 11:37:41 »
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I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D

OMG now he tells us! :o Now I know what that puddle was in Timbuk's tent at Newent. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #8 on: 30 October 2008, 11:38:43 »
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I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D

OMG now he tells us! :o Now I now what that puddle was in Timbuk's tent at Newent. ;D ;D ;D
That would have been 100% proof and worth recycling ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 30 October 2008, 11:39:49 »
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I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D

One of my ex girlfiends did a simalar thing, only she pee'd on one of my pillows, because she thought she was sitting on the lav. That was after a night of beer on her part (she didn't last long ;))
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« Reply #10 on: 30 October 2008, 11:46:36 »
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anyone have those dreams where you are driving your car and it wont stop?

gets to the point where you are vertually pushing the brake pedal through the floor?

just wondering if anyone else has the same dream because they reckon certain dreams are meant to mean something?

maybe i should get the brakes looked at LOL :D

Sell your omega. The dreams will stop. ::) ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 30 October 2008, 11:49:42 »
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I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D

One of my ex girlfiends did a simalar thing, only she pee'd on one of my pillows, because she thought she was sitting on the lav. That was after a night of beer on her part (she didn't last long ;))
People will pay a lot of money for that sort of thing ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 30 October 2008, 11:52:39 »
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I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D

One of my ex girlfiends did a simalar thing, only she pee'd on one of my pillows, because she thought she was sitting on the lav. That was after a night of beer on her part (she didn't last long ;))
People will pay a lot of money for that sort of thing ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Beat me to it.
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #13 on: 30 October 2008, 12:28:43 »
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I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D

Is this creature the same animal as the blue vein trouser snake. :D :D ;D :y
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Re: funny dreams?
« Reply #14 on: 30 October 2008, 15:39:58 »
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I probably shouldn't be admitting this but, a few weeks after meeting the now wife, we had been out for a meal and had a few too many drinks, anyway, we went to bed and fell asleep, in the early hours I awoke in horror, I had started to piss the bed. In my drunken sleep I had dreamt I had gotten out of bed, walked to the lavvie, lifted the lid and pointed the one eyed womb ferrit and started to piddle, only to awake in horror, in bed ::)

Luckily the wife was hard up and let me stay ;D


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