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Kevin Wood

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Irish lonely hearts column...
« on: 31 October 2008, 15:08:35 »


 Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.



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 Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.



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 Grossly overweight Louth turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble sex-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.



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 Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.



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 Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, poetry,unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential.





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 Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old b*****d, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with a lovely chest.



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 Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.





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 Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches
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kris9128

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Re: Irish lonely hearts column...
« Reply #1 on: 31 October 2008, 15:21:27 »

like the last 2  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Irish lonely hearts column...
« Reply #2 on: 31 October 2008, 15:38:09 »

 ;D ;D ;D

Wouldn't surprise me if they're real either!! ::)
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« Reply #3 on: 31 October 2008, 16:34:16 »

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like the last 2  ;D ;D ;D ;D

2nd that ;D ;D ;D :y
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albitz

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Re: Irish lonely hearts column...
« Reply #4 on: 31 October 2008, 18:10:42 »

49 year old from Belfast,currently living accross the sea,seeks very solvent lady with either poor taste or poor eyesight (both would be advantageous) to keep him in a manner to which he is totally unnacustomed. :D ;D ;D
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cem_devecioglu

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Re: Irish lonely hearts column...
« Reply #5 on: 31 October 2008, 18:22:00 »

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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.



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 Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.



 ------------------------------



 Grossly overweight Louth turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble sex-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.



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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.



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 Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, poetry,unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential.





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 Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old b*****d, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with a lovely chest.



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 Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.





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 Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches

 ;D ;D

Most interesting was the time interval call  ;D :y

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