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NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« on: 06 November 2008, 00:42:22 »
Bloke @ railway station busting for a s**t. Gents out of order, stationmaster lets him use ladies, warns him "don`t push the button marked AJS. Bloke wakes up next day in hospital bandages all round his groin area. Stationmaster visits, tells hiim "I did warn you". Bloke asked what the AJS button was for. Staitionmaster says "Automatic jammy snatcher, you`ll find your bo****ks under the pillow. :D
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Re: NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« Reply #1 on: 06 November 2008, 00:44:33 »
PMSL!!   ;D ;D :y
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Re: NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« Reply #2 on: 06 November 2008, 00:56:16 »
An old one but still funny.  ;D ;D  :y :y
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Re: NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« Reply #3 on: 06 November 2008, 09:00:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« Reply #4 on: 06 November 2008, 09:46:18 »
PMS  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« Reply #5 on: 06 November 2008, 11:52:31 »
That's ok Rob, I found that very funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« Reply #6 on: 06 November 2008, 14:33:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  rather brilliant mate  :y :y :y
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Re: NWS Joke (may offend the ladies, hope not)
« Reply #7 on: 06 November 2008, 14:47:53 »
Ouch  ;D ;D ;D
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