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[dbug]

Thoughts on the next life,  by Woody Allen

 

 

 

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.

 

Then you wake up in an old people's home, feeling better every day.

 

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go and collect your pension and then, when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

 
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

 

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, become a kid and play. You have no responsibilities.

 
 

You become a baby until you are born and then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap.

And then Voila! you finish off as an orgasm!

 

I rest my case.

 

 

 

[cem_devecioglu]

I want to try that

[dbug]

You should cem - sounds good to me

[HolyCount]

I knew we had it arse about face  

[amigov6]

Profound. Certainly one way of looking at life!

[Vamps]

Well I don't want to end up back in a test tube