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Richie London

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why do sprouts
« on: 04 December 2008, 19:12:51 »
make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful  :-[ :-[  ;D ;D
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Re: why do sprouts
« Reply #1 on: 04 December 2008, 19:14:27 »
unless its the new medication i was given this afternoon, folic acid. im trying to figure out if im pregnant or not. thought them tabs were for preggy women  :-?
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« Reply #2 on: 04 December 2008, 19:15:49 »
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful  :-[ :-[  ;D ;D


Also make a very good love aid (sex toy) for the thrifty amongst us.

Simply part boil then thread 2/3/4 together (personal preference) using a strong piece of cotton...pop them in and away you go.

Ann summers eat ya heart out. ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 04 December 2008, 19:19:44 »
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful  :-[ :-[  ;D ;D


Also make a very good love aid (sex toy) for the thrifty amongst us.

Simply part boil then thread 2/3/4 together (personal preference) using a strong piece of cotton...pop them in and away you go.

Ann summers eat ya heart out. ;)

bit pervy isnt it :o ;D

mind you i took a young lady out once and she said to me "are you kinky or pervy" i said "if you want me to be kinky i'll use the feather, if you want me to be pervy i'll use the whole chicken"  ::) ::) ;D ;D
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Re: why do sprouts
« Reply #4 on: 04 December 2008, 19:20:22 »
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful  :-[ :-[  ;D ;D

You could live in Scotland or Wales so depends on where you are  ;)
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful  :-[ :-[  ;D ;D

You could live in Scotland or Wales so depends on where you are  ;)

6ft away from the toilet luckily enough  ;) ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 04 December 2008, 19:25:48 »
Probably best to sit on the thunderbox while you eat 'em washed down with onion bhajees & apple juice...
  ....cut out the middle man!!! :o
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« Reply #7 on: 04 December 2008, 19:27:17 »
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Probably best to sit on the thunderbox while you eat 'em washed down with onion bhajees & apple juice...
  ....cut out the middle man!!! :o
;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 04 December 2008, 19:39:25 »
No matter how nice your head and mouth think sprouts are, your guts know the truth.

They are a bitter concentration of greenness that are a fluke of the laws of nature. Each one is a whole field of dark green cabbages that has been shrunk - black hole like - in to a 1" diameter.

Your guts are wreaking their revenge on you for you eating these abominations.

IMO  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 04 December 2008, 19:44:54 »
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No matter how nice your head and mouth think sprouts are, your guts know the truth.

They are a bitter concentration of greenness that are a fluke of the laws of nature. Each one is a whole field of dark green cabbages that has been shrunk - black hole like - in to a 1" diameter.

Your guts are wreaking their revenge on you for you eating these abominations.

IMO  ;D

....and anyone within smelling range :(
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Re: why do sprouts
« Reply #10 on: 04 December 2008, 19:48:52 »
i like to share it with friends in the pub. thats the kinda guy i am  ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 04 December 2008, 19:51:38 »
Believe it or not, the 'sprout effect' gets worse as you get older. Old peoples arses just let go after sprouts. You have been warned. :-[
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« Reply #12 on: 04 December 2008, 20:37:20 »
Hhmmmmmm sprouts
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Re: why do sprouts
« Reply #13 on: 04 December 2008, 21:06:04 »
Sprouts cooked to just "al dente" .. never soggy ...  then tossed in melted butter and sprinkled with either toasted sesame seeds or sliced almonds..


Luverly ....   :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: why do sprouts
« Reply #14 on: 04 December 2008, 22:31:12 »
Sprouts "rock" I luv em  :y even raw :D
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