lmao!!! well i could.... but there aren't any hotties in Hayes 
Most are not my 'type', Hayes is a heavily Asian & Muslim area. Great people though guys next door go to Brunel uni too, they are nice enough, I helped them jump start their Veccy B, just don't find their women attractive.
The few that are my 'type' are like Catherine Tate "am i bovered like" and pushing prams.
Oh dear - he fancies Catherine Tate - scarey
You need to be less worrried about what they look like - have a chat and see if you like them - you need to be less fussy!
Opps i just re-read that - came across a bit wrong. i was trying to be as PC as possible, what i meant to say is Hayes heavily Asian / Musilm area, there are very few girls of my type .. and most of them are chavs.
I can honestly say that in my 3 years of living in Hayes, there has only been 1 girl I have fancied, and she's my hairdresser, who is now pregant!!
In most respect i aint the normal student!! I don't drive like my pants are on fire (can't in a 2.2 anyway!), I only drink at home never go to the pubs and can't stand clubbing!!
I suppose i am too fussy

- There is the 'one' but she has a boyfriend, and lives in Kent, knew her from Uni
