2007 Caption Competition

[Elite Pete]

Well what do you expect if you buy your wife a cheap battery operated tin opener for Christmas

[Tony H]

Do us a favour son close your window it's getting a bit draughty in here

[Chopsdad]

Don't shoot - I keep my documents behind the sun visor - oh shit  

[Auto Addict]

[size=16]Bloody door strap, I knew I should have fixed it......[/size]

[Markjay]

I knew I shouldn't have had the super hot curry last night

[Omegatoy]

it is with great regret i offer my
air conditioned convertible for sale 13 months mot,
as you would expect from a car of this age there are a couple of small blemishes on the body work,
I have been as honest as i can
happy bidding

[Nickbat]

Is there a car wash around here?

[Nickbat]

No wonder the Haynes Manual gives that oil change a 4-spanner rating!

[Nickbat]

Lucky I was fully comp, or I wouldn't have got this courtesy car!

[familyman]

"Look innocent. Prehaps they won't notice anything"

[Gwilym]

Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'

I hope this is not how it ends up.

I vote for this one though

[JesterRT]

"One lady owner..."

[The Barge Captain]

What do you mean "You can't take that through the car wash Sir"?

[hotel21]

Well, thats run for roughly 24 hours....  

The early leader was the Mr Caine impersonator, MarksDTM, with his Italian Job quote - 'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'  but, in keeping with the Omega / car theme, I think AA slightly had it with:-

Bloody door strap, I knew I should have fixed it......

So, AA - you want to take on the piccy mantle meantime?  

cheers

B

[Jay]

"Look innocent. Prehaps they won't notice anything"

That was my winner, only one that made me laugh to be honest