2007 Caption Competition

[hotel21]

I'm in the midst of attempting to save/rescue LOADS of stuff from my terminally dying hard drive and found this picture.  I've uploaded onto photiebucket for the purpose of a wee caption competition for 2007.

No real rules, other than it should be car related.  The original poster (in this case, me) gets to elect the winner (it could be you...  ) who has posted the best caption thus far, who then has the option of posting a new image, waiting for a few comments to appear, then declare their choice of winner and so on...  

Might work, might not, but here goes...




[size=20]Who nicked the mudflaps then???[/size]

[STMO123]

I cant get this sunroof to close. rather omegas!

[sir moanalot]

and now some movie news......
iraqi "back to the future 3" dvd considered a cheap pirate copy.

world news.......
us forces cheating by purchasing "already blown up vehicles".

finance news.......
shares plummet as ford reveals their new tuna 1.6.

sports news........
rooney blows his x-mas bonus on a foreign convertable.

celebrity news.......
seen is the latest celebrity entering the desert in the latest of the "im an al kaida suicide bomber get me outer here" series.

and finally on a lighter note...
evidence of the "more shots per second " iraqi speed cameras.

and its goodnight from me, and bye bye from him.....

[Timbuk]

Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'

[STMO123]

Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'

[tunnie]

Gwilym finally gets round to doing a 'How 2 fit omega roof bars'

I like that one.

"BBC Top Gear News - The Toyota from Season 6 Episode 4, gets a new lease of life, sold in Iraq as a 'good runner' by James May"

[Marks DTM Calib]

'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'

[Markjay]

'your only supposed to blow the bl@@dy doors off!'

 

[Markjay]

[size=14]"can you direct me to the Brits? I am having some problems with the motor and was told to look for Geffd"[/size]

[STMO123]

D'yer reckon this windscreen's an MOT failure?

[mijfife]

Part of eBay listing reads
 
"good condition with only the usual car park dings associated with a car of this age"

Jim

[Taxi_Driver]

No you carnt have this tin of Carlsberg ive got! you had too many already

[familyman]

You should have seen what happened to the other guy!

[Elite Pete]

I knew I shouldn't have had the super hot curry last night

[familyman]

Have you seen the tank that parked next to me at Tesco's had a baby on board sticker