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[Darth Loo-knee]

Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit.
There isn't any other stair quite like it.
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top.
So this is the stair where I always stop.

Halfway up the stairs isn't up and isn't down.
It isn't in the nursery, it isn't in the town.
And all sorts of funny thoughts run round my head.
It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead.

Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit.
There isn't any other stair quite like it.
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top.
So this is the stair where I always stop.

[Golfbuddy]

Robin the frog!

Now, go and take your medication and stop asking stupid problems.  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Well your wrong of course but being Management you normally are  

How you doin Martin?

[amigov6]

Hark Hark, listen who swears,
Christopher Robin has fallen downstairs,
Blood on the carpet & fur on the mat,
Christopher Robin's just eaten the cat.

 Next question please?

[Golfbuddy]

Well your wrong of course but being Management you normally are  

How you doin Martin?

I'm right, of course. Being management, I'm right even when I'm wrong. You, of all people, should know that.

However, on this occasion I am most certainly right. Robin was Kermit the frog's nephew and he sang 'Halfway Down the Stairs'. He even got on Top of the Pops.  

Oh, I'm fine thanks Daz.  

[Darth Loo-knee]

Hark Hark, listen who swears,
Christopher Robin has fallen downstairs,
Blood on the carpet & fur on the mat,
Christopher Robin's just eaten the cat.

 Next question please?

What is that some foriegn Londoner rhyme ?  

[Ken T]

Christopher robin kneels at the foot of the stairs,
Clutched in his hands are some lily white hairs,

I can' t remember what comes next, must be an age thing.

Ken

[STMO123]

http://www.mlyrics.com/lyrics/Muppets/Unknown/Halfway_down_the_stairs