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hoody

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A Christmas rhyme
« on: 18 December 2008, 08:49:00 »

He laid her on the table,

So white clean and bare,

His forehead wet with beads of sweat,

He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck,

Then felt her breast,

Then drooling, felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,

He gave a joyous cry,

The hole was wide...

He looked inside,

All was dark and murky,

He rubbed his hands,

And stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.

May I be the first to wish your dirty little mind a Merry Christmas?


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Re: A Christmas rhyme
« Reply #1 on: 18 December 2008, 12:30:23 »

You had me   ::)
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Re: A Christmas rhyme
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2008, 12:37:01 »

Very good ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Christmas rhyme
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2008, 13:14:54 »

 ;D ;D :y :y
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