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sir moanalot

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« on: 05 January 2007, 11:29:16 »
crazy omega driver backing out into the road (but it was ok because they were obsured by a bus stop)  .....
as seen in the "national accident helpline" advert!
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Re:  woman driver
« Reply #1 on: 05 January 2007, 12:31:44 »
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crazy omega driver backing out into the road (but it was ok because they were obsured by a bus stop)  .....
as seen in the "national accident helpline" advert!
The best "woman driver" story I've heard was .....
Brother of the bloke across the road from us was driving along the main road early one morning on his way to work - 5ish. Woman driver emerged from a side road straight into the passenger side of his car. She gets out and says "Sorry! I didn't look .... there's normally no one else on the road at this time of the morning!"  :-?  :-?  :-?  :-?
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« Reply #2 on: 05 January 2007, 15:22:19 »
a woman ran into the back of me last year and told me afterwards she was looking behind her at the time !!
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Re:  woman driver
« Reply #3 on: 05 January 2007, 15:32:36 »
Hate to say it, but only had blokes crash in to me (touch wood)

Once a tranny van drove out of a shell garage as i was passing (in my 4 day old car grrrrrr)
2nd didn't like his own brakes, so used mine!
Was a very unlucky car that Astra, 3 crashes in 6 months.
Annoying thing was I wanted a metalic green one, mrs said, you cant have green, they are unlucky, so got red instead.
Never have let her forget that one ;)  Still see it round and about occasionally.
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« Reply #4 on: 05 January 2007, 15:40:23 »
Ive said this before but my wife is useless at parking, she uses the bumpers to tell her how far forward and backwards she can go and the wheels to let her know when shes close to the kerb :o thats why if were out in the Omega I park it. But will say in her defence any other kind of driving she is very good and I feel comfy to let her drive me anywhere, she also passed a Cheshire police driving test with flying colours but I said that was because of the short skirt she had on ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 05 January 2007, 16:07:37 »
my girlfriend was very relaxed with my driving until i had 2.5 under the bonnet!
mind you she should be i have a car, forktruck, psv, hgv and track (h) licence.
sod the motorbike one -spent more time on the tarmac when i had my bike.
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